Monday, November 16, 2009
Taurus Woman
When you come across a Taurus female, the first thing you will notice about her is her undefeatable emotional strength. She is capable of handling the severest of problems, without shedding even a single tear. She has the infamous Taurus temper, but it is seldom displayed. Atleast not until the provocation is too much to digest. She is as feminine as any other female, without the unnecessary tantrums. A Taurus woman has no desire of dominating her husband. She will let him handle the reins, infact this is what she secretly desires. A Taurus woman wants a real man, who can make her proud of himself as much as she is proud of herself. However, if he fails in his role, she will take the control in her own hands. Neither will she act like a mewing kitten, nor like a roaring lioness. She is independent and has a mind of her own, but she does not want to dominate in the relationship. Taurean women do not see social status while making their friends. They want to be friends with people who do not hide their true nature and come across as they really are. Their friends may be a little weird, but they will not be phonies or hypocrites. A Taurus girl doesn't fight with people she dislikes, she simply ignores them and becomes indifferent to their presence. However, she will be loyal to her true friends and they will remain with her throughout her life. In return, she will expect them to stand by her when she needs them. A Taurean woman also gets jealous, but only if you exceed the limits of casual flirtation. Everything has a limit and this also does. It's better not to provoke her anger or you will be very sorry. She is brainy, but not too much interested in intellectual subjects. She is practical in her thinking and does not feel the need to indulge in mental gymnastics. She is balanced in her approach and you will hardly see her in a restless disposition. A Taurean girl hates anything artificial, be the flowers in her vase or the friends in her life. She has to feel the fragrance of real roses and the presence of real people. The beauty of Mother Nature especially pleases her.Ugliness of any kind makes her miserable and repulsive. She loves to be amidst colorful surroundings, like gardens blooming with flowers. A Taurean female has a good taste, so please be very careful before taking her out. She is a very good cook herself and you will always be treated to excellent homemade food. She is also very much interested in the art forms, like painting. She is a tomboy at heart and will enjoy many guy-things like horse riding, going on a roller coaster ride, fishing, etc.All this makes her feel close to nature. She dresses simply, yet elegantly and her fabrics are always feather-soft. Taurus female is very strong and above the usual female insecurities. However, she demands loyalty and will never compromise in this area. She is beyond hypocrisy and has an undemanding and easy-going manner. She wants her man to take her side, especially in public. If he contradicts her in front of other people, expect the temperature to reach beyond the boiling point.When pushed too far, she loses her cool demeanor quickly. Taurus women make excellent mothers, except for the fact that they cannot tolerate disobedience or defiance in kids. Laziness and carelessness also makes them angry. Otherwise, they will be more of a friend to their children than the typical mommies. A Taurus woman will also teach the kids how to be strong and will protect them from the big bad outside world. She never shirks from or whines about her responsibilities. Her man will be expected to do the same.She can also bear endless pain and stress, without complaining for a single minute. She is good with finances and knows how to maintain quality in a reasonable budget. She is a very good host and will be there to help her man in any and every way she can. A Taurean woman will care for you when you are ill, will back you in your new business venture and let you take over the control of the home. And, you will always be treated to a warm, cozy home when you come back from office!
Truth is always stranger then fiction.
death is but a door...it swings both ways.
I like the insanity but stop the stupidity!
Those that say nothings imposable never tried to slam a revolving door.
order is for the stupid true geniuses live in chaos.
death is for those with nothing better to do.
in the end the world as we know it doesn’t exist.
This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force!
Those who live by the sword get shot by those that don't.
Never knock on Deaths door: ring the doorbell and run away! He really hates that!
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party!
When life gives you lemons, give them back and DEMAND CHOCOLATE.
When life gives you lemons, give them back and demand cash.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
LOOK MA, NO BRAIN!
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man.
Suicide is a way of telling God, "YOU CAN'T FIRE ME, I QUIT!"
Death is a way of God telling you not to be a wise guy.
If at first you don't succeed, then destroy all evidence that you tried.
That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.
Its tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?
If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.
Don't play dumb with me, I'll always win.
Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door...
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.
Evening news is where they tell you 'good evening' then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Join the army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
When you’re right, no one remembers, when you’re wrong, no one forgets.
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
Insanity is hereditary, you get it from your kids.
They didn't let me out, they just gave me a day pass!
3 kinds of people: those who can count, and those who can't.
A day without sunshine, is like, night.
According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.
All those who believe in psycho kinesis raise my hand.
BAD COP! NO DONUT!
Confucius say: "Man who stands on toilet is high on pot!"
Corduroy Pillows: they’re making headlines!
Do not play leap frog with a unicorn.
Elvis has left the planet.
Florida: We're number one! Wait! Recount!
Gravity is a myth: the Earth sucks.
I have the Body of a god...Buddha...
It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then it's hilarious!
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail… but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying “damn…that was fun”
333 I’m only half evil
Don’t take live too seriously. It isn’t permanent
I don’t have a drinking problem I get drunk I pass out no problem.
Yesterday is another country, Borders are now closed.
I don’t play dumb, I always lose.
Nutter then a fruitcake.
Right now I've got amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
When choosing between two evils I always like to go for the one I've never tried before.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Be kind to your offspring. They get to choose your nursing home.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
Cancer cures smoking.
Constipated people don't give a crap.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
Do old men wear boxers or briefs? - Depends.
Don't steal. The government hates the competition.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
I bet I can stop gambling.
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian.
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an idiot.
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made with meat?
Few women admit their age, few men act it.
Vegetarians taste better.
I do whatever my rice crispies tell me to.
Elvis shot JFK.
So many people...so few comets.
Comfort the disturbed. Disturb the comfortable.
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
Love: Two vowels, two consonants, two fools.
Pride is what we have. Pity is what others have.
Sex is like pizza, when it's bad it's still kinda good.
Warning: Dates on calendar are closer than they appear.
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of "smart."
Spandex: A privilege, not a right.
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else
At a nudist wedding everyone can see who the best man is.
Caution: I know karate...and six other Chinese words.
Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine.
Never visit a doctor who can't keep her office plants alive.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
The early bird may get the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese.
Follow your dream! (Unless it's the one where you're at work only wearing underwear during a fire drill.)
Forecast for tonight: dark.
I always wanted to be a procrastinator but I never got around to it.
If marriage was outlawed only outlaws would have in-laws.
If Noah had been truly wise, he would have swatted those two flies.
Don't drink and park. Accidents cause people.
If your nose runs and your feet smell you were probably built upside down.
"Auntie Em: Hate you; hate Kansas, taking the dog." - Dorothy
Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
In just two days tomorrow will be yesterday.
Last night I played a blank tape full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
I'm not broke I'm just having an out of money experience.
My inferiority complex is not nearly as good as yours.
Ignoring bullshit is wrong, bullshit makes the flowers grow, and that's beautiful.
If you can't baffle them with brilliance, befuddle them with bullshit.
People will believe anything if you whisper it.
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good
Quantum Mechanics: the stuff dreams are made of
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have
24 hours in a day... 24 beers in a case... coincidence?
If you choke a Smurf what color does it turn'?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Energizer Bunny arrested. Charged with battery
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once. Never opened. Small stain
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he/she isn't there the first time you need them, chances are you won't be needing him/her again.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key.
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo
If you're going to do something wrong, have fun doing it.
You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it
A true friend stabs you in the front
Cry me a river, build a bridge, and jump off it.
You can't say that civilization doesn't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way.
To some, death may be a blessing, to others, a vice. Me? I think death is a necessity.
There are a few ways to silence the screams. Bullets happen to be one of the more efficent methods.
Too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes
42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that mother@#?!&! upside the head. Pass it on.
What if the hokey-pokey really is what it's all about?
"My doctor says I have a malformed public duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber and I am therefore excused from saving universes." (Ford Prefect)
"There are no AA meetings in Ireland, because if there's a meeting there, it's always at the bar." (Lewis Black)
"She's realized the real problem with stories--if you keep them going long enough, they always end in death." (Neil Gaiman)
"Do not meddle in the affairs of slashers, for you are cute and go well with other men." (A pin that I have on my backpack)
You know perfectly well what the rules are and you've erased them all and written up new ones.
You live life right on the edge - maybe even over it - but with you and your friends you don't fall off.
"Better to die on your feet than live on your knees."
Heaven didn't want me and Hell thinks I'll take over."
"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how in seven hells you did it."
'I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.'
"I am not crazy! U know what! The voices don't like u anymore!"
Something I said to my mom in argument:
"Stop being a smart ass!" -mom
"Would you rather me be a dumbass!" -me
'Brotherly love' my father called it. I called it 'Unsuccessful murder'
It's been a good while since I've killed anyone. I kinda miss it... (grins evilly) Wanna watch?" -Edward Elric
"My imaginary friend thinks that you have serious metal problems."
"Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more." -Oscar Wilde
"Life is too important to take seriously." -Oscar Wilde
"If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?" -WillRogers
"You can't have everything... where would you put it?" -StevenWright
"When life gives you lemons, tell people they grant wishes, and sell for a profit."-Aaron Riker
"Shakespeare frowns on your emo poetry."-Unknown
"The time has come to decide between what is right and what is easy."-Professor Albus Dumbledore
"Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people."-Eleanor Roosevelt
"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow."-Jeff Valdez
"No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted."-Aesop
"Fall seven times, stand up eight."-Japanese proverb
"To love and be loved is to feel the sun on both sides."-David Viscott
"It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies, but even more to stand up to your friends."-Professor Albus Dumbledore
"Leave your intelligence at the door, come be stupid"- Travis Willingham(voice of Roy Mustang)
"My boyfriend senses are tingling!! I must run randomly that way!!"(The Sue AlchemistEdward Elric Writen by Element Girls)
"Life sucks. and then you die"- Jacob Black
Any law enacted with more than fifty words contains at least one loophole
Evil is live spelled backwards
When all else fails, read the instructions
What some people lack in intelligence, they make up in stupidity
There is a difference between an open mind and a hole in the head
The light at the end of the tunnel could turn out to be the headlight of an oncoming train
A watched pot never boils, unless you light the gas under it
If your parents don't have kids, odds are you won't either
Curiosity kills more mice than cats
On the other hand, you have different fingers
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder
Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
A decent pen: $2.99Package of lined paper: $0.99Knowing you have homework and "forgetting" about it: Priceless
I'm on a mission to save the world (I can't believe they trusted me with this).
Mirror, mirror on the wall, what the @$#% happened!!!
Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven’t gone to sleep yet.
All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets
If you don’t talk to your cat about catnip, who will?
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
I'm right 90% of the time, so why worry about the other 12%?
Are you too gullible? We can cure you! Send $1,000 to...
Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone
They call it pms because mad cow disease was already taken
Work for god………the retirement benefits are great
The world needs messy people; otherwise the neat people would take over
Remember my face; I might need an alibi later
Dear Dorothy,Hate Ozz, took the shoes,Find your own way home.Toto
I took an IQ test……….the results were negative
Make something idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot
Few women admit their age, few men act it
Chocolate: Catnip for the feminine world
I'm not paranoid, just terribly, terribly alert....
A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door
death is but a door...it swings both ways.
I like the insanity but stop the stupidity!
Those that say nothings imposable never tried to slam a revolving door.
order is for the stupid true geniuses live in chaos.
death is for those with nothing better to do.
in the end the world as we know it doesn’t exist.
This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force!
Those who live by the sword get shot by those that don't.
Never knock on Deaths door: ring the doorbell and run away! He really hates that!
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party!
When life gives you lemons, give them back and DEMAND CHOCOLATE.
When life gives you lemons, give them back and demand cash.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
LOOK MA, NO BRAIN!
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man.
Suicide is a way of telling God, "YOU CAN'T FIRE ME, I QUIT!"
Death is a way of God telling you not to be a wise guy.
If at first you don't succeed, then destroy all evidence that you tried.
That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.
Its tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?
If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.
Don't play dumb with me, I'll always win.
Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door...
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.
Evening news is where they tell you 'good evening' then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Join the army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
When you’re right, no one remembers, when you’re wrong, no one forgets.
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
Insanity is hereditary, you get it from your kids.
They didn't let me out, they just gave me a day pass!
3 kinds of people: those who can count, and those who can't.
A day without sunshine, is like, night.
According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.
All those who believe in psycho kinesis raise my hand.
BAD COP! NO DONUT!
Confucius say: "Man who stands on toilet is high on pot!"
Corduroy Pillows: they’re making headlines!
Do not play leap frog with a unicorn.
Elvis has left the planet.
Florida: We're number one! Wait! Recount!
Gravity is a myth: the Earth sucks.
I have the Body of a god...Buddha...
It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then it's hilarious!
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail… but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying “damn…that was fun”
333 I’m only half evil
Don’t take live too seriously. It isn’t permanent
I don’t have a drinking problem I get drunk I pass out no problem.
Yesterday is another country, Borders are now closed.
I don’t play dumb, I always lose.
Nutter then a fruitcake.
Right now I've got amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
When choosing between two evils I always like to go for the one I've never tried before.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Be kind to your offspring. They get to choose your nursing home.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
Cancer cures smoking.
Constipated people don't give a crap.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
Do old men wear boxers or briefs? - Depends.
Don't steal. The government hates the competition.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
I bet I can stop gambling.
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian.
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an idiot.
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made with meat?
Few women admit their age, few men act it.
Vegetarians taste better.
I do whatever my rice crispies tell me to.
Elvis shot JFK.
So many people...so few comets.
Comfort the disturbed. Disturb the comfortable.
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
Love: Two vowels, two consonants, two fools.
Pride is what we have. Pity is what others have.
Sex is like pizza, when it's bad it's still kinda good.
Warning: Dates on calendar are closer than they appear.
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of "smart."
Spandex: A privilege, not a right.
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else
At a nudist wedding everyone can see who the best man is.
Caution: I know karate...and six other Chinese words.
Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine.
Never visit a doctor who can't keep her office plants alive.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
The early bird may get the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese.
Follow your dream! (Unless it's the one where you're at work only wearing underwear during a fire drill.)
Forecast for tonight: dark.
I always wanted to be a procrastinator but I never got around to it.
If marriage was outlawed only outlaws would have in-laws.
If Noah had been truly wise, he would have swatted those two flies.
Don't drink and park. Accidents cause people.
If your nose runs and your feet smell you were probably built upside down.
"Auntie Em: Hate you; hate Kansas, taking the dog." - Dorothy
Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
In just two days tomorrow will be yesterday.
Last night I played a blank tape full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
I'm not broke I'm just having an out of money experience.
My inferiority complex is not nearly as good as yours.
Ignoring bullshit is wrong, bullshit makes the flowers grow, and that's beautiful.
If you can't baffle them with brilliance, befuddle them with bullshit.
People will believe anything if you whisper it.
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good
Quantum Mechanics: the stuff dreams are made of
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have
24 hours in a day... 24 beers in a case... coincidence?
If you choke a Smurf what color does it turn'?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Energizer Bunny arrested. Charged with battery
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once. Never opened. Small stain
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he/she isn't there the first time you need them, chances are you won't be needing him/her again.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key.
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo
If you're going to do something wrong, have fun doing it.
You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it
A true friend stabs you in the front
Cry me a river, build a bridge, and jump off it.
You can't say that civilization doesn't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way.
To some, death may be a blessing, to others, a vice. Me? I think death is a necessity.
There are a few ways to silence the screams. Bullets happen to be one of the more efficent methods.
Too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes
42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that mother@#?!&! upside the head. Pass it on.
What if the hokey-pokey really is what it's all about?
"My doctor says I have a malformed public duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber and I am therefore excused from saving universes." (Ford Prefect)
"There are no AA meetings in Ireland, because if there's a meeting there, it's always at the bar." (Lewis Black)
"She's realized the real problem with stories--if you keep them going long enough, they always end in death." (Neil Gaiman)
"Do not meddle in the affairs of slashers, for you are cute and go well with other men." (A pin that I have on my backpack)
You know perfectly well what the rules are and you've erased them all and written up new ones.
You live life right on the edge - maybe even over it - but with you and your friends you don't fall off.
"Better to die on your feet than live on your knees."
Heaven didn't want me and Hell thinks I'll take over."
"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how in seven hells you did it."
'I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.'
"I am not crazy! U know what! The voices don't like u anymore!"
Something I said to my mom in argument:
"Stop being a smart ass!" -mom
"Would you rather me be a dumbass!" -me
'Brotherly love' my father called it. I called it 'Unsuccessful murder'
It's been a good while since I've killed anyone. I kinda miss it... (grins evilly) Wanna watch?" -Edward Elric
"My imaginary friend thinks that you have serious metal problems."
"Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more." -Oscar Wilde
"Life is too important to take seriously." -Oscar Wilde
"If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?" -WillRogers
"You can't have everything... where would you put it?" -StevenWright
"When life gives you lemons, tell people they grant wishes, and sell for a profit."-Aaron Riker
"Shakespeare frowns on your emo poetry."-Unknown
"The time has come to decide between what is right and what is easy."-Professor Albus Dumbledore
"Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people."-Eleanor Roosevelt
"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow."-Jeff Valdez
"No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted."-Aesop
"Fall seven times, stand up eight."-Japanese proverb
"To love and be loved is to feel the sun on both sides."-David Viscott
"It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies, but even more to stand up to your friends."-Professor Albus Dumbledore
"Leave your intelligence at the door, come be stupid"- Travis Willingham(voice of Roy Mustang)
"My boyfriend senses are tingling!! I must run randomly that way!!"(The Sue AlchemistEdward Elric Writen by Element Girls)
"Life sucks. and then you die"- Jacob Black
Any law enacted with more than fifty words contains at least one loophole
Evil is live spelled backwards
When all else fails, read the instructions
What some people lack in intelligence, they make up in stupidity
There is a difference between an open mind and a hole in the head
The light at the end of the tunnel could turn out to be the headlight of an oncoming train
A watched pot never boils, unless you light the gas under it
If your parents don't have kids, odds are you won't either
Curiosity kills more mice than cats
On the other hand, you have different fingers
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder
Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
A decent pen: $2.99Package of lined paper: $0.99Knowing you have homework and "forgetting" about it: Priceless
I'm on a mission to save the world (I can't believe they trusted me with this).
Mirror, mirror on the wall, what the @$#% happened!!!
Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven’t gone to sleep yet.
All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets
If you don’t talk to your cat about catnip, who will?
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
I'm right 90% of the time, so why worry about the other 12%?
Are you too gullible? We can cure you! Send $1,000 to...
Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone
They call it pms because mad cow disease was already taken
Work for god………the retirement benefits are great
The world needs messy people; otherwise the neat people would take over
Remember my face; I might need an alibi later
Dear Dorothy,Hate Ozz, took the shoes,Find your own way home.Toto
I took an IQ test……….the results were negative
Make something idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot
Few women admit their age, few men act it
Chocolate: Catnip for the feminine world
I'm not paranoid, just terribly, terribly alert....
A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door
so I MUST be
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.I
WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven
I'm SKINNY so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cats.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be sexy.
I'm LESBIAN so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm RELIGIOUS so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRATIC so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm LIBERAL so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY so I MUST only want to get in your pants.
I'm INDIAN so I MUST own a convention store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a DANCER so I MUST be a stupid, stuck-up whore.
I wear SKIRTS so I MUST be a slut.
I WEAR BLACK so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN so I MUST be a home-wreaking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH so I MUST wear my socks with me sandals.
I'm ITALIAN so I MUST have a big dick.
I'm EGYPTIAN so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm PRETTY so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS so I MUST be gay
I have BOOBS so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN so I MUST be a drug-dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN so I MUST be a Nazi.
I'm ORTHODOX so I MUST hate Muslims.
I hang out with GAYS so I MUST be gay too.
I'm BRIZILLIAN so I MUST have a big butt.
I'm PUERTO RICAN so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm HAWIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGED so I MUST be violent.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually eats lunch so I MUST be fat
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I MUST be fucked up.
I used to be MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST think Jesus wuz a brotha.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I love SHOPPING so I MUST be rich.
I love CARS so I MUST be a man.
I'm SUICIDAL so I MUST have a crappy life.
I have a CRAPPY LIFE so I MUST be suicidal.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.I
WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven
I'm SKINNY so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cats.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be sexy.
I'm LESBIAN so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm RELIGIOUS so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRATIC so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm LIBERAL so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY so I MUST only want to get in your pants.
I'm INDIAN so I MUST own a convention store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a DANCER so I MUST be a stupid, stuck-up whore.
I wear SKIRTS so I MUST be a slut.
I WEAR BLACK so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN so I MUST be a home-wreaking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH so I MUST wear my socks with me sandals.
I'm ITALIAN so I MUST have a big dick.
I'm EGYPTIAN so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm PRETTY so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS so I MUST be gay
I have BOOBS so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN so I MUST be a drug-dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN so I MUST be a Nazi.
I'm ORTHODOX so I MUST hate Muslims.
I hang out with GAYS so I MUST be gay too.
I'm BRIZILLIAN so I MUST have a big butt.
I'm PUERTO RICAN so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm HAWIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGED so I MUST be violent.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually eats lunch so I MUST be fat
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I MUST be fucked up.
I used to be MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST think Jesus wuz a brotha.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I love SHOPPING so I MUST be rich.
I love CARS so I MUST be a man.
I'm SUICIDAL so I MUST have a crappy life.
I have a CRAPPY LIFE so I MUST be suicidal.
always rememberwhen i guy sweepsyou off your feethe's in the perfect positionto drop you on your ass
sometimes i want to kill her,but i'd kill for herall the time.she'swhat i call my best friend
Everytime she laughs, she hopes he's watching. Not so he sees that she is happy, but maybe he'll fall for her smile just as hard as she fell for his
If you want me to fall for you,give me something to trip over.
My knight In Shining Armor Turned out to be a loser inaluminum foil
If you want the rainbow;you gotta put up with the rain
Lifes a bitchbecause if it was a slutit would be easy
Why is it you can sue cigarette companies for causing cancer, McDonalds for getting fat,But you can't sue budweiserfor the ugly people you fuck
Going to McDonalds for a saladIs like going to a crack house for vitamins
The toothe fair teaches childrenthat they can sell their body parts for moneyI blame her for prostitution
I'm looking for real love;ridiculous, inconvenient, can't live without each other love
When life starts to rain on your parade,break out the slip n slide
If life gives you lemons,make grapejuice,sit back, and let them wonderhow the hell you did it
If one day I actually start to matter,Let me know
You can't live your life for other people.you've got to do what's right for you,even if it hurts some people you love.[[The Notebook]]
When we first met, I didn't want to get involved with anyone. I didn't have thetime or energy & I wasn't sure that I wasready for it. But you were so good; to me& I got swept up in that & little by littleI found myself falling in love with you.
He told me, "If I hada nickel for everytimeI saw a girl like you,I'd have five cents
Girls like us don't come around too often.Either you love us or you hate us, butyou're wasting your time trying to be usand you sure as hell can't join us.
she let go of him that onenight, afraid of what holding onwas gonna cost.
its cool if you hate uscuz if i was you, i'd be jealous too
sometimes i want to kill her,but i'd kill for herall the time.she'swhat i call my best friend
Everytime she laughs, she hopes he's watching. Not so he sees that she is happy, but maybe he'll fall for her smile just as hard as she fell for his
If you want me to fall for you,give me something to trip over.
My knight In Shining Armor Turned out to be a loser inaluminum foil
If you want the rainbow;you gotta put up with the rain
Lifes a bitchbecause if it was a slutit would be easy
Why is it you can sue cigarette companies for causing cancer, McDonalds for getting fat,But you can't sue budweiserfor the ugly people you fuck
Going to McDonalds for a saladIs like going to a crack house for vitamins
The toothe fair teaches childrenthat they can sell their body parts for moneyI blame her for prostitution
I'm looking for real love;ridiculous, inconvenient, can't live without each other love
When life starts to rain on your parade,break out the slip n slide
If life gives you lemons,make grapejuice,sit back, and let them wonderhow the hell you did it
If one day I actually start to matter,Let me know
You can't live your life for other people.you've got to do what's right for you,even if it hurts some people you love.[[The Notebook]]
When we first met, I didn't want to get involved with anyone. I didn't have thetime or energy & I wasn't sure that I wasready for it. But you were so good; to me& I got swept up in that & little by littleI found myself falling in love with you.
He told me, "If I hada nickel for everytimeI saw a girl like you,I'd have five cents
Girls like us don't come around too often.Either you love us or you hate us, butyou're wasting your time trying to be usand you sure as hell can't join us.
she let go of him that onenight, afraid of what holding onwas gonna cost.
its cool if you hate uscuz if i was you, i'd be jealous too
How to Tell if You're a Writer:
-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D. -If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D. -If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101
You aren't going to be his first, his last, his only. He cared about someone else before you and he will again. But if he cares for you now... what else matters? He's not perfect. But if he can make you laugh at least once, hold on to him and give him the most you can. He isn't going to recite poetry and he's not going to be thinking about you every moment. But he will give you a part of him he knows you can break. So don't hurt him, don't change him, and don't expect more than he can give you. Don't analyze. Smile when he makes you happy, yell when he makes you mad, and miss him when he's gone.
Did you know...
Kissing is healthy.
Bananas are good for period pain.
It’s good to cry.
Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
Lying is actually unhealthy.
You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
It’s actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
It’s impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
Chocolate will make you feel better.
Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
A good friend never judges.
A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.
Boys aren't worth your tears.
We all love surprises.
Bananas are good for period pain.
It’s good to cry.
Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
Lying is actually unhealthy.
You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
It’s actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
It’s impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
Chocolate will make you feel better.
Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
A good friend never judges.
A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.
Boys aren't worth your tears.
We all love surprises.
Copy and Paste
Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict.
If you have ever wanted to kill someone (albeit a man in a purple and green dinosaur suit known as 'Barney the Dinosaur', George Bush, Paris Hilton or any other fool) then realized murder is illegal then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your signature.
If you know SasuNaru won't work because neither are willing to be the uke, copy and paste this to your profile. -LMFAO
If you support Yaoi, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever run into a wall, copy this on your profile! If you've ever fallen UP stairs, copy this on your profile! If you've ever forgotten to breathe...you know what to do.
If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile! (Wtf?)
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever mistaken a stick for a snake, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.
If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.
Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict.
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.
If you have ever want to scream to the world that you hate/like someone copy and paste this into your profile.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.
If you have sibling(s) that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever spent more than six hours straight on the computer then copy and paste this into your profile, add your name to the list. PenginYasha, leafninja345435, Ayla The Librarian, twiinklestar
If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile.
If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever ran into a door because you thought it was open, copy and paste this in your profile.
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever wanted to kill someone (albeit a man in a purple and green dinosaur suit known as 'Barney the Dinosaur', George Bush, Paris Hilton or any other fool) then realized murder is illegal then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your signature.
If you know SasuNaru won't work because neither are willing to be the uke, copy and paste this to your profile. -LMFAO
If you support Yaoi, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever run into a wall, copy this on your profile! If you've ever fallen UP stairs, copy this on your profile! If you've ever forgotten to breathe...you know what to do.
If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile! (Wtf?)
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever mistaken a stick for a snake, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.
If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.
Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict.
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.
If you have ever want to scream to the world that you hate/like someone copy and paste this into your profile.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.
If you have sibling(s) that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever spent more than six hours straight on the computer then copy and paste this into your profile, add your name to the list. PenginYasha, leafninja345435, Ayla The Librarian, twiinklestar
If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile.
If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever ran into a door because you thought it was open, copy and paste this in your profile.
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.
7 Heavenly Virtues
Faith is belief in the right things (including the virtues!).
Hope is taking a positive future view, that good will prevail.
Charity is concern for, and active helping of, others.
Fortitude is never giving up.
Justice is being fair and equitable with others.
Prudence is care of and moderation with money.
Temperance is moderation of needed things and abstinence from things which are not needed.
Hope is taking a positive future view, that good will prevail.
Charity is concern for, and active helping of, others.
Fortitude is never giving up.
Justice is being fair and equitable with others.
Prudence is care of and moderation with money.
Temperance is moderation of needed things and abstinence from things which are not needed.
7 Deadly Sins
Pride is excessive belief in one's own abilities, that interferes with the individual's recognition of the grace of God. It has been called the sin from which all others arise. Pride is also known as Vanity.
Envy is the desire for others' traits, status, abilities, or situation.
Gluttony is an inordinate desire to consume more than that which one requires.
Lust is an inordinate craving for the pleasures of the body.
Anger is manifested in the individual who spurns love and opts instead for fury. It is also known as Wrath.
Greed is the desire for material wealth or gain, ignoring the realm of the spiritual. It is also called Avarice or Covetousness.
Sloth is the avoidance of physical or spiritual work.
Envy is the desire for others' traits, status, abilities, or situation.
Gluttony is an inordinate desire to consume more than that which one requires.
Lust is an inordinate craving for the pleasures of the body.
Anger is manifested in the individual who spurns love and opts instead for fury. It is also known as Wrath.
Greed is the desire for material wealth or gain, ignoring the realm of the spiritual. It is also called Avarice or Covetousness.
Sloth is the avoidance of physical or spiritual work.
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