Baby Shower SayLibs - (Materials: pen and paper) - This is a great game for those baby shower guests that don't want to play any baby shower games., Write down what the mother says about the party or regarding the gift (i.e. "It's sooo cute", "look how tiny", "I love it"). At the end, the game is "What was said on the night of conception" and you read back all the statements. Very funny! Thanks to Barbara for this very funny baby shower game!
Draw A Baby Game (Materials: Crayon and paper plate) - Each participant is given a piece of paper and a crayon. They are asked to place the paper on their heads, like a hat. They are given 1 minute to draw a baby on the paper while holding it over their heads. They then write their names on the other side. Mother-to-be chooses the best drawing as the baby shower winner.
Baby hot potatoPlayed the same as the traditional hot potato game, only using a baby doll or stuffed animal as the potato. Start a timer and have guests pass the baby around the circle, and whomever is holding the baby when the timer sounds is out. Last person in the game wins.
CharadesAlways a party hit! Write down baby themed actions (such as changing a diaper, burping baby, baby's first doctor visit) on small pieces of paper. Fold and put in a hat. Have guests take turns drawing an action out of the hat, then trying to act them out appropriately. You can play in teams if having a couples shower, or simply award points to the people who guess correctly.
Bottle drinking racesHave guests race to see who can drink soda/water from a baby bottle the quickest.
Name-the-Baby: This is a fun way to get things off to an enjoyable time. If you have a lot of party-goers, you can break them up into cells for this, or if the attendance is lower, they can work alone. Using the future Mom and Dad’s first names, tell the players to combine parts of their names to come up with a name for their newborn. Remember, this is all about fun. No need to restrict the flow of creativity with too many rules. You might ask them to use every letter in both parent’s names, or you could tell them to select just the letters needed to arrive at a phonetically correct name for the baby. If they’re having fun with it, you can prolong the game by adding middle and/or surnames into the contest. Prizes can be awarded for the best, the funniest, the worst, and the cutest name.
Monday, November 30, 2009
Hurt
When your heart
Has been broken
And stepped on
It leaves you hesitant
Reluctant to try
To give in once more
To open up
To emotion
To dip your toe
Into the mire
Into the ocean
Of desire
To dip your toe
Into the ocean
Of unknown emotion
If you don’t
Enter the water
You wont get wet
There is no danger
Of being dragged under
Should you take a chance?
On love again
Throw caution to the wind
Open yourself up to the pain
Or the pleasure
Feel the love
Washing over you
Immersing yourself
The waves washing over you
It may drown youIf you do
If you resist the temptation
You will be safe
Unharmed in your segregation
Yet a single moment spent
In the refreshing waters
Stood on the ocean floor
Is worth a lifetime
Spent safely on the shore
Has been broken
And stepped on
It leaves you hesitant
Reluctant to try
To give in once more
To open up
To emotion
To dip your toe
Into the mire
Into the ocean
Of desire
To dip your toe
Into the ocean
Of unknown emotion
If you don’t
Enter the water
You wont get wet
There is no danger
Of being dragged under
Should you take a chance?
On love again
Throw caution to the wind
Open yourself up to the pain
Or the pleasure
Feel the love
Washing over you
Immersing yourself
The waves washing over you
It may drown youIf you do
If you resist the temptation
You will be safe
Unharmed in your segregation
Yet a single moment spent
In the refreshing waters
Stood on the ocean floor
Is worth a lifetime
Spent safely on the shore
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Graduation Quotes: I want to start to write my speech for my possible graduation and want to incorporate one or more of these in. plz comment. Thx
"My favorite animal is the turtle. The reason is that in order for the turtle to move, it has to stick its neck out. There are going to be times in your life when you’re going to have to stick your neck out. There will be challenges and instead of hiding in a shell, you have to go out and meet them!"
"You must knock on doors until your knuckles bleed. Doors will slam in your face. You must pick yourself up, dust yourself off, and knock again. It’s the only way to achieve your goals in life.”
"Just keep trying! Never give up, never, never give up! Because the only person that can stop you is - you!"
"It doesn't matter that your dream came true if you spent your whole life sleeping."
"Never give in to pessimism. Don’t know that you can’t fly, and you will soar like an eagle. Don’t end up regretting what you did not do because you were too lazy or too frightened to soar. Be a bumblebee! And soar to the heavens. You can do it."
"...believe that the sort of life you wish to live is, at this very moment, just waiting for you to summon it up. And when you wish for it, you begin moving toward it, and it, in turn, begins moving toward you."
"We are all children in various stages of growing up"
"It is so easy to waste our lives: our days, our hours, our minutes. It is so easy to take for granted the color of the azaleas, the sheen of the limestone on Fifth Avenue, the color of our kid's eyes, the way the melody in a symphony rises and falls and disappears and rises again. It is so easy to exist instead of live. "
"You have to leave the city of your comfort and go into the wilderness of your intuition. You can't get there by bus, only by hard work and risk and by not quite knowing what you're doing, but what you'll discover will be wonderful. What you'll discover will be yourself. "
There's no there. That elusive "there" with the job, the beach house, the dream, it's not out there. There is here. It's in you... right now.
"We all go through life bristling at our external limitations, but the most difficult chains to break are inside us.”
"If you want to play a game, go to where it’s played and find a way to get in. Things happen when you get in the game."
"The person who you’re with most in life is yourself and if you don’t like yourself you’re always with somebody you don’t like."
"Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose. You are already naked. There is no reason not to follow your heart."
"In football we always said that the other team couldn't beat us. We had to be sure that we didn't beat ourselves. And that's what people have to do, too--make sure they don't beat themselves."
A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that "individuality" is the key to success. ~Robert Orben
Just about a month from now I'm set adrift, with a diploma for a sail and lots of nerve for oars. ~Richard Halliburton
There is a good reason they call these ceremonies "commencement exercises." Graduation is not the end; it's the beginning. ~Orrin Hatch
Your families are extremely proud of you. You can't imagine the sense of relief they are experiencing. This would be a most opportune time to ask for money. ~Gary Bolding
The tassel's worth the hassle! ~Author Unknown
The fireworks begin today. Each diploma is a lighted match. Each one of you is a fuse. ~Edward Koch
All that stands between the graduate and the top of the ladder is the ladder. ~Author Unknown
Graduation is only a concept. In real life every day you graduate. Graduation is a process that goes on until the last day of your life. If you can grasp that, you'll make a difference. ~Arie Pencovici
At commencement you wear your square-shaped mortarboards. My hope is that from time to time you will let your minds be bold, and wear sombreros. ~Paul Freund
When you leave here, don't forget why you came. ~Adlai Stevenson,
to college graduatesGraduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed. ~Erma Bombeck
You are educated. Your certification is in your degree. You may think of it as the ticket to the good life. Let me ask you to think of an alternative. Think of it as your ticket to change the world. ~Tom Brokaw
The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet. ~Aristotle
It takes most men five years to recover from a college education, and to learn that poetry is as vital to thinking as knowledge. ~Brooks Atkinson,
Once Around the Sun, 1951A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. ~Theodore Roosevelt
An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. ~Benjamin Franklin
Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated. ~Garry Trudeau
[I]t is clear the future holds great opportunities. It also holds pitfalls. The trick will be to avoid the pitfalls, seize the opportunities, and get back home by six o'clock. ~Woody Allen,
People will frighten you about a graduation.... They use words you don't hear often: "And we wish you Godspeed." It is a warning, Godspeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices. ~Bill Cosby
The future lies before youLike a field of driven snow,Be careful how you tread it,For every step will show.~Author Unknown
Your schooling may be over, but remember that your education still continues. ~Author Unknown
Don't live down to expectations. Go out there and do something remarkable. ~Wendy Wasserstein
I hope your dreams take you to the corners of your smiles, to the highest of your hopes, to the windows of your opportunities, and to the most special places your heart has ever known. ~Author Unknown
Hitch your wagon to a star. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
Wherever you go, go with all your heart. ~Confucius
Life is my college. May I graduate well, and earn some honors! ~Louisa May Alcott
It is indeed ironic that we spend our school days yearning to graduate and our remaining days waxing nostalgic about our school days. ~Isabel Waxman
In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins: cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later. ~Harold Geneen
Put your future in good hands - your own. ~Author Unknown
What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
Do not follow where the path may lead. Go, instead, where there is no path and leave a trail. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
The man who graduates today and stops learning tomorrow is uneducated the day after. ~Newton D. Baker
You have brains in your head.You have feet in your shoes.You can steer yourself in any direction you choose.You're on your own.And you know what you know.You are the guy who'll decide where to go.~Dr. Seuss
Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten. ~B.F. Skinner
Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing worth knowing can be taught. ~Oscar Wilde,
Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars. ~Les Brown
The things taught in schools and colleges are not an education, but the means of education. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did. So throw off the bowlines, sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. ~Attributed to Mark Twain
Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant. ~Robert Louis Stevenson
Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value. ~Albert Einstein
If at first you don't succeed, do it like your mother told you. ~Author Unknown
Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates. ~A. Lawrence Lowell
If you feel that you have both feet planted on level ground, then the university has failed you. ~Robert Goheen
Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. ~Anthony J. D'Angelo
The truth is, I was afraid the day I walked into Stanford. And I was afraid the day I walked out. ~Carly Fiorina
Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures. ~H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life's Little Instruction Book
If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm. ~Vince Lombardi
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. ~Fred Allen
You cannot help but learn more as you take the world into your hands. Take it up reverently, for it is an old piece of clay, with millions of thumbprints on it. ~John Updike
We cannot direct the wind but we can adjust the sails. ~Author Unknown
Things turn out best for the people who make the best out of the way things turn out. ~Art Linkletter
Excellence is not a skill. It is an attitude. ~Ralph Marston
To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make you everybody else means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight; and never stop fighting. ~e.e. cummings, 1955
Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else. ~Judy Garland
It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are. ~e.e. cummings
How many cares one loses when one decides not to be something but to be someone. ~Gabrielle "Coco" Chanel
There is just one life for each of us: our own. ~Euripides
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. ~Dr. Seuss
The purpose of a liberal education is to make you philosophical enough to accept the fact that you will never make much money. ~Author Unknown
A professor is someone who talks in someone else's sleep. ~W.H. Auden
The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth that it prevents you from achieving. ~Russell Green
A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business. ~Henry Ford
Wise are those who learn that the bottom line doesn't always have to be their top priority. ~William Arthur Ward
The man who will use his skill and constructive imagination to see how much he can give for a dollar, instead of how little he can give for a dollar, is bound to succeed. ~Henry Ford
Make the most of yourself, for that is all there is of you. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
It is not the mountain we conquer but ourselves. ~Edmund Hillary
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine, as children do. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It is not just in some of us; it is in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others. ~Marianne Williamson, A Return to Love: Reflections on the Principles of "A Course in Miracles," 1992 (commonly misattributed to Nelson Mandela, 1994 inauguration speech)
The important thing is not to stop questioning. ~Albert Einstein
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate. ~Doug Larson
The larger the island of knowledge, the longer the shoreline of wonder. ~Ralph W. Sockman
The one real object of education is to have a man in the condition of continually asking questions. ~Bishop Mandell Creighton
The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. ~Sydney J. Harris
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance! ~Andy McIntyre
To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks. ~A.A. Milne
The best helping hand that you will ever receive is the one at the end of your own arm. ~Fred Dehner
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal. ~Henry Ford
Sooner or later we all discover that the important moments in life are not the advertised ones, not the birthdays, the graduations, the weddings, not the great goals achieved. The real milestones are less prepossessing. They come to the door of memory unannounced, stray dogs that amble in, sniff around a bit and simply never leave. Our lives are measured by these. ~Susan B. Anthony
Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final. ~Roger Babson
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door. ~Milton Berle
Success isn't a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire. ~Arnold H. Glasow
A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds. ~Francis Bacon, Essays, 1625
Education is the best provision for old age. ~Aristotle
Don't waste time learning the "tricks of the trade." Instead, learn the trade. ~Attributed to both James Charlton and H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
There are no shortcuts to any place worth going. ~Beverly Sills
Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated; you can't cross a chasm in two small jumps. ~David Lloyd George
What we are is God's gift to us. What we become is our gift to God. ~Eleanor Powell
There is no need to reach high for the stars. They are already within you - just reach deep into yourself! ~The Quote Garden
Whenever it is possible, a boy should choose some occupation which he should do even if he did not need the money. ~William Lyon Phelps
My father always told me, "Find a job you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life." ~Jim Fox
During my second year of nursing school our professor gave us a quiz. I breezed through the questions until I read the last one: "What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?" Surely this was a joke. I had seen the cleaning woman several times, but how would I know her name? I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank. Before the class ended, one student asked if the last question would count toward our grade. "Absolutely," the professor said. "In your careers, you will meet many people. All are significant. They deserve your attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say hello." I've never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her name was Dorothy. ~Joann C. Jones
You can't live a perfect day without doing something for someone who will never be able to repay you. ~John Wooden
The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. ~Nelson Henderson
"You must knock on doors until your knuckles bleed. Doors will slam in your face. You must pick yourself up, dust yourself off, and knock again. It’s the only way to achieve your goals in life.”
"Just keep trying! Never give up, never, never give up! Because the only person that can stop you is - you!"
"It doesn't matter that your dream came true if you spent your whole life sleeping."
"Never give in to pessimism. Don’t know that you can’t fly, and you will soar like an eagle. Don’t end up regretting what you did not do because you were too lazy or too frightened to soar. Be a bumblebee! And soar to the heavens. You can do it."
"...believe that the sort of life you wish to live is, at this very moment, just waiting for you to summon it up. And when you wish for it, you begin moving toward it, and it, in turn, begins moving toward you."
"We are all children in various stages of growing up"
"It is so easy to waste our lives: our days, our hours, our minutes. It is so easy to take for granted the color of the azaleas, the sheen of the limestone on Fifth Avenue, the color of our kid's eyes, the way the melody in a symphony rises and falls and disappears and rises again. It is so easy to exist instead of live. "
"You have to leave the city of your comfort and go into the wilderness of your intuition. You can't get there by bus, only by hard work and risk and by not quite knowing what you're doing, but what you'll discover will be wonderful. What you'll discover will be yourself. "
There's no there. That elusive "there" with the job, the beach house, the dream, it's not out there. There is here. It's in you... right now.
"We all go through life bristling at our external limitations, but the most difficult chains to break are inside us.”
"If you want to play a game, go to where it’s played and find a way to get in. Things happen when you get in the game."
"The person who you’re with most in life is yourself and if you don’t like yourself you’re always with somebody you don’t like."
"Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose. You are already naked. There is no reason not to follow your heart."
"In football we always said that the other team couldn't beat us. We had to be sure that we didn't beat ourselves. And that's what people have to do, too--make sure they don't beat themselves."
A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that "individuality" is the key to success. ~Robert Orben
Just about a month from now I'm set adrift, with a diploma for a sail and lots of nerve for oars. ~Richard Halliburton
There is a good reason they call these ceremonies "commencement exercises." Graduation is not the end; it's the beginning. ~Orrin Hatch
Your families are extremely proud of you. You can't imagine the sense of relief they are experiencing. This would be a most opportune time to ask for money. ~Gary Bolding
The tassel's worth the hassle! ~Author Unknown
The fireworks begin today. Each diploma is a lighted match. Each one of you is a fuse. ~Edward Koch
All that stands between the graduate and the top of the ladder is the ladder. ~Author Unknown
Graduation is only a concept. In real life every day you graduate. Graduation is a process that goes on until the last day of your life. If you can grasp that, you'll make a difference. ~Arie Pencovici
At commencement you wear your square-shaped mortarboards. My hope is that from time to time you will let your minds be bold, and wear sombreros. ~Paul Freund
When you leave here, don't forget why you came. ~Adlai Stevenson,
to college graduatesGraduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed. ~Erma Bombeck
You are educated. Your certification is in your degree. You may think of it as the ticket to the good life. Let me ask you to think of an alternative. Think of it as your ticket to change the world. ~Tom Brokaw
The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet. ~Aristotle
It takes most men five years to recover from a college education, and to learn that poetry is as vital to thinking as knowledge. ~Brooks Atkinson,
Once Around the Sun, 1951A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. ~Theodore Roosevelt
An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. ~Benjamin Franklin
Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated. ~Garry Trudeau
[I]t is clear the future holds great opportunities. It also holds pitfalls. The trick will be to avoid the pitfalls, seize the opportunities, and get back home by six o'clock. ~Woody Allen,
People will frighten you about a graduation.... They use words you don't hear often: "And we wish you Godspeed." It is a warning, Godspeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices. ~Bill Cosby
The future lies before youLike a field of driven snow,Be careful how you tread it,For every step will show.~Author Unknown
Your schooling may be over, but remember that your education still continues. ~Author Unknown
Don't live down to expectations. Go out there and do something remarkable. ~Wendy Wasserstein
I hope your dreams take you to the corners of your smiles, to the highest of your hopes, to the windows of your opportunities, and to the most special places your heart has ever known. ~Author Unknown
Hitch your wagon to a star. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
Wherever you go, go with all your heart. ~Confucius
Life is my college. May I graduate well, and earn some honors! ~Louisa May Alcott
It is indeed ironic that we spend our school days yearning to graduate and our remaining days waxing nostalgic about our school days. ~Isabel Waxman
In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins: cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later. ~Harold Geneen
Put your future in good hands - your own. ~Author Unknown
What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
Do not follow where the path may lead. Go, instead, where there is no path and leave a trail. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
The man who graduates today and stops learning tomorrow is uneducated the day after. ~Newton D. Baker
You have brains in your head.You have feet in your shoes.You can steer yourself in any direction you choose.You're on your own.And you know what you know.You are the guy who'll decide where to go.~Dr. Seuss
Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten. ~B.F. Skinner
Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing worth knowing can be taught. ~Oscar Wilde,
Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars. ~Les Brown
The things taught in schools and colleges are not an education, but the means of education. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did. So throw off the bowlines, sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. ~Attributed to Mark Twain
Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant. ~Robert Louis Stevenson
Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value. ~Albert Einstein
If at first you don't succeed, do it like your mother told you. ~Author Unknown
Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates. ~A. Lawrence Lowell
If you feel that you have both feet planted on level ground, then the university has failed you. ~Robert Goheen
Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. ~Anthony J. D'Angelo
The truth is, I was afraid the day I walked into Stanford. And I was afraid the day I walked out. ~Carly Fiorina
Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures. ~H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life's Little Instruction Book
If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm. ~Vince Lombardi
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. ~Fred Allen
You cannot help but learn more as you take the world into your hands. Take it up reverently, for it is an old piece of clay, with millions of thumbprints on it. ~John Updike
We cannot direct the wind but we can adjust the sails. ~Author Unknown
Things turn out best for the people who make the best out of the way things turn out. ~Art Linkletter
Excellence is not a skill. It is an attitude. ~Ralph Marston
To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make you everybody else means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight; and never stop fighting. ~e.e. cummings, 1955
Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else. ~Judy Garland
It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are. ~e.e. cummings
How many cares one loses when one decides not to be something but to be someone. ~Gabrielle "Coco" Chanel
There is just one life for each of us: our own. ~Euripides
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. ~Dr. Seuss
The purpose of a liberal education is to make you philosophical enough to accept the fact that you will never make much money. ~Author Unknown
A professor is someone who talks in someone else's sleep. ~W.H. Auden
The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth that it prevents you from achieving. ~Russell Green
A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business. ~Henry Ford
Wise are those who learn that the bottom line doesn't always have to be their top priority. ~William Arthur Ward
The man who will use his skill and constructive imagination to see how much he can give for a dollar, instead of how little he can give for a dollar, is bound to succeed. ~Henry Ford
Make the most of yourself, for that is all there is of you. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
It is not the mountain we conquer but ourselves. ~Edmund Hillary
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine, as children do. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It is not just in some of us; it is in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others. ~Marianne Williamson, A Return to Love: Reflections on the Principles of "A Course in Miracles," 1992 (commonly misattributed to Nelson Mandela, 1994 inauguration speech)
The important thing is not to stop questioning. ~Albert Einstein
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate. ~Doug Larson
The larger the island of knowledge, the longer the shoreline of wonder. ~Ralph W. Sockman
The one real object of education is to have a man in the condition of continually asking questions. ~Bishop Mandell Creighton
The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. ~Sydney J. Harris
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance! ~Andy McIntyre
To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks. ~A.A. Milne
The best helping hand that you will ever receive is the one at the end of your own arm. ~Fred Dehner
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal. ~Henry Ford
Sooner or later we all discover that the important moments in life are not the advertised ones, not the birthdays, the graduations, the weddings, not the great goals achieved. The real milestones are less prepossessing. They come to the door of memory unannounced, stray dogs that amble in, sniff around a bit and simply never leave. Our lives are measured by these. ~Susan B. Anthony
Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final. ~Roger Babson
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door. ~Milton Berle
Success isn't a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire. ~Arnold H. Glasow
A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds. ~Francis Bacon, Essays, 1625
Education is the best provision for old age. ~Aristotle
Don't waste time learning the "tricks of the trade." Instead, learn the trade. ~Attributed to both James Charlton and H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
There are no shortcuts to any place worth going. ~Beverly Sills
Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated; you can't cross a chasm in two small jumps. ~David Lloyd George
What we are is God's gift to us. What we become is our gift to God. ~Eleanor Powell
There is no need to reach high for the stars. They are already within you - just reach deep into yourself! ~The Quote Garden
Whenever it is possible, a boy should choose some occupation which he should do even if he did not need the money. ~William Lyon Phelps
My father always told me, "Find a job you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life." ~Jim Fox
During my second year of nursing school our professor gave us a quiz. I breezed through the questions until I read the last one: "What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?" Surely this was a joke. I had seen the cleaning woman several times, but how would I know her name? I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank. Before the class ended, one student asked if the last question would count toward our grade. "Absolutely," the professor said. "In your careers, you will meet many people. All are significant. They deserve your attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say hello." I've never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her name was Dorothy. ~Joann C. Jones
You can't live a perfect day without doing something for someone who will never be able to repay you. ~John Wooden
The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. ~Nelson Henderson
Monday, November 16, 2009
Taurus Woman
When you come across a Taurus female, the first thing you will notice about her is her undefeatable emotional strength. She is capable of handling the severest of problems, without shedding even a single tear. She has the infamous Taurus temper, but it is seldom displayed. Atleast not until the provocation is too much to digest. She is as feminine as any other female, without the unnecessary tantrums. A Taurus woman has no desire of dominating her husband. She will let him handle the reins, infact this is what she secretly desires. A Taurus woman wants a real man, who can make her proud of himself as much as she is proud of herself. However, if he fails in his role, she will take the control in her own hands. Neither will she act like a mewing kitten, nor like a roaring lioness. She is independent and has a mind of her own, but she does not want to dominate in the relationship. Taurean women do not see social status while making their friends. They want to be friends with people who do not hide their true nature and come across as they really are. Their friends may be a little weird, but they will not be phonies or hypocrites. A Taurus girl doesn't fight with people she dislikes, she simply ignores them and becomes indifferent to their presence. However, she will be loyal to her true friends and they will remain with her throughout her life. In return, she will expect them to stand by her when she needs them. A Taurean woman also gets jealous, but only if you exceed the limits of casual flirtation. Everything has a limit and this also does. It's better not to provoke her anger or you will be very sorry. She is brainy, but not too much interested in intellectual subjects. She is practical in her thinking and does not feel the need to indulge in mental gymnastics. She is balanced in her approach and you will hardly see her in a restless disposition. A Taurean girl hates anything artificial, be the flowers in her vase or the friends in her life. She has to feel the fragrance of real roses and the presence of real people. The beauty of Mother Nature especially pleases her.Ugliness of any kind makes her miserable and repulsive. She loves to be amidst colorful surroundings, like gardens blooming with flowers. A Taurean female has a good taste, so please be very careful before taking her out. She is a very good cook herself and you will always be treated to excellent homemade food. She is also very much interested in the art forms, like painting. She is a tomboy at heart and will enjoy many guy-things like horse riding, going on a roller coaster ride, fishing, etc.All this makes her feel close to nature. She dresses simply, yet elegantly and her fabrics are always feather-soft. Taurus female is very strong and above the usual female insecurities. However, she demands loyalty and will never compromise in this area. She is beyond hypocrisy and has an undemanding and easy-going manner. She wants her man to take her side, especially in public. If he contradicts her in front of other people, expect the temperature to reach beyond the boiling point.When pushed too far, she loses her cool demeanor quickly. Taurus women make excellent mothers, except for the fact that they cannot tolerate disobedience or defiance in kids. Laziness and carelessness also makes them angry. Otherwise, they will be more of a friend to their children than the typical mommies. A Taurus woman will also teach the kids how to be strong and will protect them from the big bad outside world. She never shirks from or whines about her responsibilities. Her man will be expected to do the same.She can also bear endless pain and stress, without complaining for a single minute. She is good with finances and knows how to maintain quality in a reasonable budget. She is a very good host and will be there to help her man in any and every way she can. A Taurean woman will care for you when you are ill, will back you in your new business venture and let you take over the control of the home. And, you will always be treated to a warm, cozy home when you come back from office!
Truth is always stranger then fiction.
death is but a door...it swings both ways.
I like the insanity but stop the stupidity!
Those that say nothings imposable never tried to slam a revolving door.
order is for the stupid true geniuses live in chaos.
death is for those with nothing better to do.
in the end the world as we know it doesn’t exist.
This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force!
Those who live by the sword get shot by those that don't.
Never knock on Deaths door: ring the doorbell and run away! He really hates that!
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party!
When life gives you lemons, give them back and DEMAND CHOCOLATE.
When life gives you lemons, give them back and demand cash.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
LOOK MA, NO BRAIN!
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man.
Suicide is a way of telling God, "YOU CAN'T FIRE ME, I QUIT!"
Death is a way of God telling you not to be a wise guy.
If at first you don't succeed, then destroy all evidence that you tried.
That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.
Its tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?
If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.
Don't play dumb with me, I'll always win.
Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door...
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.
Evening news is where they tell you 'good evening' then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Join the army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
When you’re right, no one remembers, when you’re wrong, no one forgets.
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
Insanity is hereditary, you get it from your kids.
They didn't let me out, they just gave me a day pass!
3 kinds of people: those who can count, and those who can't.
A day without sunshine, is like, night.
According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.
All those who believe in psycho kinesis raise my hand.
BAD COP! NO DONUT!
Confucius say: "Man who stands on toilet is high on pot!"
Corduroy Pillows: they’re making headlines!
Do not play leap frog with a unicorn.
Elvis has left the planet.
Florida: We're number one! Wait! Recount!
Gravity is a myth: the Earth sucks.
I have the Body of a god...Buddha...
It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then it's hilarious!
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail… but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying “damn…that was fun”
333 I’m only half evil
Don’t take live too seriously. It isn’t permanent
I don’t have a drinking problem I get drunk I pass out no problem.
Yesterday is another country, Borders are now closed.
I don’t play dumb, I always lose.
Nutter then a fruitcake.
Right now I've got amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
When choosing between two evils I always like to go for the one I've never tried before.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Be kind to your offspring. They get to choose your nursing home.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
Cancer cures smoking.
Constipated people don't give a crap.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
Do old men wear boxers or briefs? - Depends.
Don't steal. The government hates the competition.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
I bet I can stop gambling.
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian.
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an idiot.
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made with meat?
Few women admit their age, few men act it.
Vegetarians taste better.
I do whatever my rice crispies tell me to.
Elvis shot JFK.
So many people...so few comets.
Comfort the disturbed. Disturb the comfortable.
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
Love: Two vowels, two consonants, two fools.
Pride is what we have. Pity is what others have.
Sex is like pizza, when it's bad it's still kinda good.
Warning: Dates on calendar are closer than they appear.
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of "smart."
Spandex: A privilege, not a right.
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else
At a nudist wedding everyone can see who the best man is.
Caution: I know karate...and six other Chinese words.
Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine.
Never visit a doctor who can't keep her office plants alive.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
The early bird may get the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese.
Follow your dream! (Unless it's the one where you're at work only wearing underwear during a fire drill.)
Forecast for tonight: dark.
I always wanted to be a procrastinator but I never got around to it.
If marriage was outlawed only outlaws would have in-laws.
If Noah had been truly wise, he would have swatted those two flies.
Don't drink and park. Accidents cause people.
If your nose runs and your feet smell you were probably built upside down.
"Auntie Em: Hate you; hate Kansas, taking the dog." - Dorothy
Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
In just two days tomorrow will be yesterday.
Last night I played a blank tape full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
I'm not broke I'm just having an out of money experience.
My inferiority complex is not nearly as good as yours.
Ignoring bullshit is wrong, bullshit makes the flowers grow, and that's beautiful.
If you can't baffle them with brilliance, befuddle them with bullshit.
People will believe anything if you whisper it.
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good
Quantum Mechanics: the stuff dreams are made of
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have
24 hours in a day... 24 beers in a case... coincidence?
If you choke a Smurf what color does it turn'?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Energizer Bunny arrested. Charged with battery
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once. Never opened. Small stain
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he/she isn't there the first time you need them, chances are you won't be needing him/her again.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key.
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo
If you're going to do something wrong, have fun doing it.
You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it
A true friend stabs you in the front
Cry me a river, build a bridge, and jump off it.
You can't say that civilization doesn't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way.
To some, death may be a blessing, to others, a vice. Me? I think death is a necessity.
There are a few ways to silence the screams. Bullets happen to be one of the more efficent methods.
Too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes
42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that mother@#?!&! upside the head. Pass it on.
What if the hokey-pokey really is what it's all about?
"My doctor says I have a malformed public duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber and I am therefore excused from saving universes." (Ford Prefect)
"There are no AA meetings in Ireland, because if there's a meeting there, it's always at the bar." (Lewis Black)
"She's realized the real problem with stories--if you keep them going long enough, they always end in death." (Neil Gaiman)
"Do not meddle in the affairs of slashers, for you are cute and go well with other men." (A pin that I have on my backpack)
You know perfectly well what the rules are and you've erased them all and written up new ones.
You live life right on the edge - maybe even over it - but with you and your friends you don't fall off.
"Better to die on your feet than live on your knees."
Heaven didn't want me and Hell thinks I'll take over."
"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how in seven hells you did it."
'I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.'
"I am not crazy! U know what! The voices don't like u anymore!"
Something I said to my mom in argument:
"Stop being a smart ass!" -mom
"Would you rather me be a dumbass!" -me
'Brotherly love' my father called it. I called it 'Unsuccessful murder'
It's been a good while since I've killed anyone. I kinda miss it... (grins evilly) Wanna watch?" -Edward Elric
"My imaginary friend thinks that you have serious metal problems."
"Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more." -Oscar Wilde
"Life is too important to take seriously." -Oscar Wilde
"If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?" -WillRogers
"You can't have everything... where would you put it?" -StevenWright
"When life gives you lemons, tell people they grant wishes, and sell for a profit."-Aaron Riker
"Shakespeare frowns on your emo poetry."-Unknown
"The time has come to decide between what is right and what is easy."-Professor Albus Dumbledore
"Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people."-Eleanor Roosevelt
"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow."-Jeff Valdez
"No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted."-Aesop
"Fall seven times, stand up eight."-Japanese proverb
"To love and be loved is to feel the sun on both sides."-David Viscott
"It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies, but even more to stand up to your friends."-Professor Albus Dumbledore
"Leave your intelligence at the door, come be stupid"- Travis Willingham(voice of Roy Mustang)
"My boyfriend senses are tingling!! I must run randomly that way!!"(The Sue AlchemistEdward Elric Writen by Element Girls)
"Life sucks. and then you die"- Jacob Black
Any law enacted with more than fifty words contains at least one loophole
Evil is live spelled backwards
When all else fails, read the instructions
What some people lack in intelligence, they make up in stupidity
There is a difference between an open mind and a hole in the head
The light at the end of the tunnel could turn out to be the headlight of an oncoming train
A watched pot never boils, unless you light the gas under it
If your parents don't have kids, odds are you won't either
Curiosity kills more mice than cats
On the other hand, you have different fingers
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder
Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
A decent pen: $2.99Package of lined paper: $0.99Knowing you have homework and "forgetting" about it: Priceless
I'm on a mission to save the world (I can't believe they trusted me with this).
Mirror, mirror on the wall, what the @$#% happened!!!
Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven’t gone to sleep yet.
All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets
If you don’t talk to your cat about catnip, who will?
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
I'm right 90% of the time, so why worry about the other 12%?
Are you too gullible? We can cure you! Send $1,000 to...
Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone
They call it pms because mad cow disease was already taken
Work for god………the retirement benefits are great
The world needs messy people; otherwise the neat people would take over
Remember my face; I might need an alibi later
Dear Dorothy,Hate Ozz, took the shoes,Find your own way home.Toto
I took an IQ test……….the results were negative
Make something idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot
Few women admit their age, few men act it
Chocolate: Catnip for the feminine world
I'm not paranoid, just terribly, terribly alert....
A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door
death is but a door...it swings both ways.
I like the insanity but stop the stupidity!
Those that say nothings imposable never tried to slam a revolving door.
order is for the stupid true geniuses live in chaos.
death is for those with nothing better to do.
in the end the world as we know it doesn’t exist.
This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force!
Those who live by the sword get shot by those that don't.
Never knock on Deaths door: ring the doorbell and run away! He really hates that!
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party!
When life gives you lemons, give them back and DEMAND CHOCOLATE.
When life gives you lemons, give them back and demand cash.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
LOOK MA, NO BRAIN!
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man.
Suicide is a way of telling God, "YOU CAN'T FIRE ME, I QUIT!"
Death is a way of God telling you not to be a wise guy.
If at first you don't succeed, then destroy all evidence that you tried.
That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.
Its tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?
If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.
Don't play dumb with me, I'll always win.
Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door...
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.
Evening news is where they tell you 'good evening' then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Join the army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
When you’re right, no one remembers, when you’re wrong, no one forgets.
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
Insanity is hereditary, you get it from your kids.
They didn't let me out, they just gave me a day pass!
3 kinds of people: those who can count, and those who can't.
A day without sunshine, is like, night.
According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.
All those who believe in psycho kinesis raise my hand.
BAD COP! NO DONUT!
Confucius say: "Man who stands on toilet is high on pot!"
Corduroy Pillows: they’re making headlines!
Do not play leap frog with a unicorn.
Elvis has left the planet.
Florida: We're number one! Wait! Recount!
Gravity is a myth: the Earth sucks.
I have the Body of a god...Buddha...
It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then it's hilarious!
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail… but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying “damn…that was fun”
333 I’m only half evil
Don’t take live too seriously. It isn’t permanent
I don’t have a drinking problem I get drunk I pass out no problem.
Yesterday is another country, Borders are now closed.
I don’t play dumb, I always lose.
Nutter then a fruitcake.
Right now I've got amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
When choosing between two evils I always like to go for the one I've never tried before.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Be kind to your offspring. They get to choose your nursing home.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
Cancer cures smoking.
Constipated people don't give a crap.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
Do old men wear boxers or briefs? - Depends.
Don't steal. The government hates the competition.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
I bet I can stop gambling.
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian.
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an idiot.
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made with meat?
Few women admit their age, few men act it.
Vegetarians taste better.
I do whatever my rice crispies tell me to.
Elvis shot JFK.
So many people...so few comets.
Comfort the disturbed. Disturb the comfortable.
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
Love: Two vowels, two consonants, two fools.
Pride is what we have. Pity is what others have.
Sex is like pizza, when it's bad it's still kinda good.
Warning: Dates on calendar are closer than they appear.
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of "smart."
Spandex: A privilege, not a right.
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else
At a nudist wedding everyone can see who the best man is.
Caution: I know karate...and six other Chinese words.
Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine.
Never visit a doctor who can't keep her office plants alive.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
The early bird may get the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese.
Follow your dream! (Unless it's the one where you're at work only wearing underwear during a fire drill.)
Forecast for tonight: dark.
I always wanted to be a procrastinator but I never got around to it.
If marriage was outlawed only outlaws would have in-laws.
If Noah had been truly wise, he would have swatted those two flies.
Don't drink and park. Accidents cause people.
If your nose runs and your feet smell you were probably built upside down.
"Auntie Em: Hate you; hate Kansas, taking the dog." - Dorothy
Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
In just two days tomorrow will be yesterday.
Last night I played a blank tape full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
I'm not broke I'm just having an out of money experience.
My inferiority complex is not nearly as good as yours.
Ignoring bullshit is wrong, bullshit makes the flowers grow, and that's beautiful.
If you can't baffle them with brilliance, befuddle them with bullshit.
People will believe anything if you whisper it.
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good
Quantum Mechanics: the stuff dreams are made of
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have
24 hours in a day... 24 beers in a case... coincidence?
If you choke a Smurf what color does it turn'?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Energizer Bunny arrested. Charged with battery
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once. Never opened. Small stain
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he/she isn't there the first time you need them, chances are you won't be needing him/her again.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key.
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo
If you're going to do something wrong, have fun doing it.
You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it
A true friend stabs you in the front
Cry me a river, build a bridge, and jump off it.
You can't say that civilization doesn't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way.
To some, death may be a blessing, to others, a vice. Me? I think death is a necessity.
There are a few ways to silence the screams. Bullets happen to be one of the more efficent methods.
Too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes
42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that mother@#?!&! upside the head. Pass it on.
What if the hokey-pokey really is what it's all about?
"My doctor says I have a malformed public duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber and I am therefore excused from saving universes." (Ford Prefect)
"There are no AA meetings in Ireland, because if there's a meeting there, it's always at the bar." (Lewis Black)
"She's realized the real problem with stories--if you keep them going long enough, they always end in death." (Neil Gaiman)
"Do not meddle in the affairs of slashers, for you are cute and go well with other men." (A pin that I have on my backpack)
You know perfectly well what the rules are and you've erased them all and written up new ones.
You live life right on the edge - maybe even over it - but with you and your friends you don't fall off.
"Better to die on your feet than live on your knees."
Heaven didn't want me and Hell thinks I'll take over."
"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how in seven hells you did it."
'I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.'
"I am not crazy! U know what! The voices don't like u anymore!"
Something I said to my mom in argument:
"Stop being a smart ass!" -mom
"Would you rather me be a dumbass!" -me
'Brotherly love' my father called it. I called it 'Unsuccessful murder'
It's been a good while since I've killed anyone. I kinda miss it... (grins evilly) Wanna watch?" -Edward Elric
"My imaginary friend thinks that you have serious metal problems."
"Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more." -Oscar Wilde
"Life is too important to take seriously." -Oscar Wilde
"If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?" -WillRogers
"You can't have everything... where would you put it?" -StevenWright
"When life gives you lemons, tell people they grant wishes, and sell for a profit."-Aaron Riker
"Shakespeare frowns on your emo poetry."-Unknown
"The time has come to decide between what is right and what is easy."-Professor Albus Dumbledore
"Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people."-Eleanor Roosevelt
"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow."-Jeff Valdez
"No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted."-Aesop
"Fall seven times, stand up eight."-Japanese proverb
"To love and be loved is to feel the sun on both sides."-David Viscott
"It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies, but even more to stand up to your friends."-Professor Albus Dumbledore
"Leave your intelligence at the door, come be stupid"- Travis Willingham(voice of Roy Mustang)
"My boyfriend senses are tingling!! I must run randomly that way!!"(The Sue AlchemistEdward Elric Writen by Element Girls)
"Life sucks. and then you die"- Jacob Black
Any law enacted with more than fifty words contains at least one loophole
Evil is live spelled backwards
When all else fails, read the instructions
What some people lack in intelligence, they make up in stupidity
There is a difference between an open mind and a hole in the head
The light at the end of the tunnel could turn out to be the headlight of an oncoming train
A watched pot never boils, unless you light the gas under it
If your parents don't have kids, odds are you won't either
Curiosity kills more mice than cats
On the other hand, you have different fingers
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder
Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
A decent pen: $2.99Package of lined paper: $0.99Knowing you have homework and "forgetting" about it: Priceless
I'm on a mission to save the world (I can't believe they trusted me with this).
Mirror, mirror on the wall, what the @$#% happened!!!
Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven’t gone to sleep yet.
All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets
If you don’t talk to your cat about catnip, who will?
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
I'm right 90% of the time, so why worry about the other 12%?
Are you too gullible? We can cure you! Send $1,000 to...
Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone
They call it pms because mad cow disease was already taken
Work for god………the retirement benefits are great
The world needs messy people; otherwise the neat people would take over
Remember my face; I might need an alibi later
Dear Dorothy,Hate Ozz, took the shoes,Find your own way home.Toto
I took an IQ test……….the results were negative
Make something idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot
Few women admit their age, few men act it
Chocolate: Catnip for the feminine world
I'm not paranoid, just terribly, terribly alert....
A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door
so I MUST be
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.I
WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven
I'm SKINNY so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cats.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be sexy.
I'm LESBIAN so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm RELIGIOUS so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRATIC so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm LIBERAL so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY so I MUST only want to get in your pants.
I'm INDIAN so I MUST own a convention store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a DANCER so I MUST be a stupid, stuck-up whore.
I wear SKIRTS so I MUST be a slut.
I WEAR BLACK so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN so I MUST be a home-wreaking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH so I MUST wear my socks with me sandals.
I'm ITALIAN so I MUST have a big dick.
I'm EGYPTIAN so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm PRETTY so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS so I MUST be gay
I have BOOBS so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN so I MUST be a drug-dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN so I MUST be a Nazi.
I'm ORTHODOX so I MUST hate Muslims.
I hang out with GAYS so I MUST be gay too.
I'm BRIZILLIAN so I MUST have a big butt.
I'm PUERTO RICAN so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm HAWIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGED so I MUST be violent.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually eats lunch so I MUST be fat
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I MUST be fucked up.
I used to be MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST think Jesus wuz a brotha.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I love SHOPPING so I MUST be rich.
I love CARS so I MUST be a man.
I'm SUICIDAL so I MUST have a crappy life.
I have a CRAPPY LIFE so I MUST be suicidal.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.I
WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven
I'm SKINNY so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cats.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be sexy.
I'm LESBIAN so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm RELIGIOUS so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRATIC so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm LIBERAL so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY so I MUST only want to get in your pants.
I'm INDIAN so I MUST own a convention store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a DANCER so I MUST be a stupid, stuck-up whore.
I wear SKIRTS so I MUST be a slut.
I WEAR BLACK so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN so I MUST be a home-wreaking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH so I MUST wear my socks with me sandals.
I'm ITALIAN so I MUST have a big dick.
I'm EGYPTIAN so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm PRETTY so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS so I MUST be gay
I have BOOBS so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN so I MUST be a drug-dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN so I MUST be a Nazi.
I'm ORTHODOX so I MUST hate Muslims.
I hang out with GAYS so I MUST be gay too.
I'm BRIZILLIAN so I MUST have a big butt.
I'm PUERTO RICAN so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm HAWIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGED so I MUST be violent.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually eats lunch so I MUST be fat
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I MUST be fucked up.
I used to be MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST think Jesus wuz a brotha.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I love SHOPPING so I MUST be rich.
I love CARS so I MUST be a man.
I'm SUICIDAL so I MUST have a crappy life.
I have a CRAPPY LIFE so I MUST be suicidal.
always rememberwhen i guy sweepsyou off your feethe's in the perfect positionto drop you on your ass
sometimes i want to kill her,but i'd kill for herall the time.she'swhat i call my best friend
Everytime she laughs, she hopes he's watching. Not so he sees that she is happy, but maybe he'll fall for her smile just as hard as she fell for his
If you want me to fall for you,give me something to trip over.
My knight In Shining Armor Turned out to be a loser inaluminum foil
If you want the rainbow;you gotta put up with the rain
Lifes a bitchbecause if it was a slutit would be easy
Why is it you can sue cigarette companies for causing cancer, McDonalds for getting fat,But you can't sue budweiserfor the ugly people you fuck
Going to McDonalds for a saladIs like going to a crack house for vitamins
The toothe fair teaches childrenthat they can sell their body parts for moneyI blame her for prostitution
I'm looking for real love;ridiculous, inconvenient, can't live without each other love
When life starts to rain on your parade,break out the slip n slide
If life gives you lemons,make grapejuice,sit back, and let them wonderhow the hell you did it
If one day I actually start to matter,Let me know
You can't live your life for other people.you've got to do what's right for you,even if it hurts some people you love.[[The Notebook]]
When we first met, I didn't want to get involved with anyone. I didn't have thetime or energy & I wasn't sure that I wasready for it. But you were so good; to me& I got swept up in that & little by littleI found myself falling in love with you.
He told me, "If I hada nickel for everytimeI saw a girl like you,I'd have five cents
Girls like us don't come around too often.Either you love us or you hate us, butyou're wasting your time trying to be usand you sure as hell can't join us.
she let go of him that onenight, afraid of what holding onwas gonna cost.
its cool if you hate uscuz if i was you, i'd be jealous too
sometimes i want to kill her,but i'd kill for herall the time.she'swhat i call my best friend
Everytime she laughs, she hopes he's watching. Not so he sees that she is happy, but maybe he'll fall for her smile just as hard as she fell for his
If you want me to fall for you,give me something to trip over.
My knight In Shining Armor Turned out to be a loser inaluminum foil
If you want the rainbow;you gotta put up with the rain
Lifes a bitchbecause if it was a slutit would be easy
Why is it you can sue cigarette companies for causing cancer, McDonalds for getting fat,But you can't sue budweiserfor the ugly people you fuck
Going to McDonalds for a saladIs like going to a crack house for vitamins
The toothe fair teaches childrenthat they can sell their body parts for moneyI blame her for prostitution
I'm looking for real love;ridiculous, inconvenient, can't live without each other love
When life starts to rain on your parade,break out the slip n slide
If life gives you lemons,make grapejuice,sit back, and let them wonderhow the hell you did it
If one day I actually start to matter,Let me know
You can't live your life for other people.you've got to do what's right for you,even if it hurts some people you love.[[The Notebook]]
When we first met, I didn't want to get involved with anyone. I didn't have thetime or energy & I wasn't sure that I wasready for it. But you were so good; to me& I got swept up in that & little by littleI found myself falling in love with you.
He told me, "If I hada nickel for everytimeI saw a girl like you,I'd have five cents
Girls like us don't come around too often.Either you love us or you hate us, butyou're wasting your time trying to be usand you sure as hell can't join us.
she let go of him that onenight, afraid of what holding onwas gonna cost.
its cool if you hate uscuz if i was you, i'd be jealous too
How to Tell if You're a Writer:
-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D. -If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D. -If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101
You aren't going to be his first, his last, his only. He cared about someone else before you and he will again. But if he cares for you now... what else matters? He's not perfect. But if he can make you laugh at least once, hold on to him and give him the most you can. He isn't going to recite poetry and he's not going to be thinking about you every moment. But he will give you a part of him he knows you can break. So don't hurt him, don't change him, and don't expect more than he can give you. Don't analyze. Smile when he makes you happy, yell when he makes you mad, and miss him when he's gone.
Did you know...
Kissing is healthy.
Bananas are good for period pain.
It’s good to cry.
Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
Lying is actually unhealthy.
You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
It’s actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
It’s impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
Chocolate will make you feel better.
Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
A good friend never judges.
A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.
Boys aren't worth your tears.
We all love surprises.
Bananas are good for period pain.
It’s good to cry.
Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
Lying is actually unhealthy.
You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
It’s actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
It’s impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
Chocolate will make you feel better.
Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
A good friend never judges.
A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.
Boys aren't worth your tears.
We all love surprises.
Copy and Paste
Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict.
If you have ever wanted to kill someone (albeit a man in a purple and green dinosaur suit known as 'Barney the Dinosaur', George Bush, Paris Hilton or any other fool) then realized murder is illegal then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your signature.
If you know SasuNaru won't work because neither are willing to be the uke, copy and paste this to your profile. -LMFAO
If you support Yaoi, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever run into a wall, copy this on your profile! If you've ever fallen UP stairs, copy this on your profile! If you've ever forgotten to breathe...you know what to do.
If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile! (Wtf?)
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever mistaken a stick for a snake, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.
If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.
Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict.
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.
If you have ever want to scream to the world that you hate/like someone copy and paste this into your profile.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.
If you have sibling(s) that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever spent more than six hours straight on the computer then copy and paste this into your profile, add your name to the list. PenginYasha, leafninja345435, Ayla The Librarian, twiinklestar
If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile.
If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever ran into a door because you thought it was open, copy and paste this in your profile.
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever wanted to kill someone (albeit a man in a purple and green dinosaur suit known as 'Barney the Dinosaur', George Bush, Paris Hilton or any other fool) then realized murder is illegal then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your signature.
If you know SasuNaru won't work because neither are willing to be the uke, copy and paste this to your profile. -LMFAO
If you support Yaoi, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever run into a wall, copy this on your profile! If you've ever fallen UP stairs, copy this on your profile! If you've ever forgotten to breathe...you know what to do.
If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile! (Wtf?)
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever mistaken a stick for a snake, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.
If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.
Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict.
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.
If you have ever want to scream to the world that you hate/like someone copy and paste this into your profile.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.
If you have sibling(s) that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever spent more than six hours straight on the computer then copy and paste this into your profile, add your name to the list. PenginYasha, leafninja345435, Ayla The Librarian, twiinklestar
If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile.
If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever ran into a door because you thought it was open, copy and paste this in your profile.
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.
7 Heavenly Virtues
Faith is belief in the right things (including the virtues!).
Hope is taking a positive future view, that good will prevail.
Charity is concern for, and active helping of, others.
Fortitude is never giving up.
Justice is being fair and equitable with others.
Prudence is care of and moderation with money.
Temperance is moderation of needed things and abstinence from things which are not needed.
Hope is taking a positive future view, that good will prevail.
Charity is concern for, and active helping of, others.
Fortitude is never giving up.
Justice is being fair and equitable with others.
Prudence is care of and moderation with money.
Temperance is moderation of needed things and abstinence from things which are not needed.
7 Deadly Sins
Pride is excessive belief in one's own abilities, that interferes with the individual's recognition of the grace of God. It has been called the sin from which all others arise. Pride is also known as Vanity.
Envy is the desire for others' traits, status, abilities, or situation.
Gluttony is an inordinate desire to consume more than that which one requires.
Lust is an inordinate craving for the pleasures of the body.
Anger is manifested in the individual who spurns love and opts instead for fury. It is also known as Wrath.
Greed is the desire for material wealth or gain, ignoring the realm of the spiritual. It is also called Avarice or Covetousness.
Sloth is the avoidance of physical or spiritual work.
Envy is the desire for others' traits, status, abilities, or situation.
Gluttony is an inordinate desire to consume more than that which one requires.
Lust is an inordinate craving for the pleasures of the body.
Anger is manifested in the individual who spurns love and opts instead for fury. It is also known as Wrath.
Greed is the desire for material wealth or gain, ignoring the realm of the spiritual. It is also called Avarice or Covetousness.
Sloth is the avoidance of physical or spiritual work.
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Saturday, August 29, 2009
Name Game
IT'S HARDER THAN IT LOOKS!
Use the 1st letter of your last name to answer each of the following questions.
Your answers have to be real places, names, things. Nothing made up!
You can’t use your own name for the boy/girl name question.
1. Your last name:
2. A four-letter word:
3. A Boy's name:
4. A Girl's name:
5. An Occupation:
6. A Color:
7. Something you wear:
8. A Beverage:
9. A Food:
10. Something found in the bathroom:
11. A place:
12. A Reason for being late:
13. Something you shout:
Use the 1st letter of your last name to answer each of the following questions.
Your answers have to be real places, names, things. Nothing made up!
You can’t use your own name for the boy/girl name question.
1. Your last name:
2. A four-letter word:
3. A Boy's name:
4. A Girl's name:
5. An Occupation:
6. A Color:
7. Something you wear:
8. A Beverage:
9. A Food:
10. Something found in the bathroom:
11. A place:
12. A Reason for being late:
13. Something you shout:
Love Quotes
-love is the way to go if you use it right
-dreams are for dreamers and love is for lovers
-A baby is born with a need to be loved
- and never outgrows it. Frank Howard Clark
-A hug is like a boomerang - you get it back right away. Bil Keane
-A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. Ingrid Bergman
-A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years. Rupert Brooke
-A loving heart is the beginning of all knowledge. Thomas Carlyle
-A man content to go to heaven alone will never go to heaven. Boethius
-A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy. George Jean Nathan
-A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. Henri B. Stendhal
-A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. Honore de Balzac
-Absence diminishes mediocre passions and increases great ones, as the wind extinguishes candles and fans fires. Francois de La Rochefoucauld
-All love shifts and changes. I don't know if you can be wholeheartedly in love all the time. Julie Andrews
-All mankind love a lover. Ralph Waldo Emerson
-As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. William Shakespeare
-At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet. Plato
-Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times. Rita Rudner
-Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. Lao Tzu
-But whether it be dream or truth, to do well is what matters. If it be truth, for truth's sake. If not, then to gain friends for the time when we awaken. Pedro Calderon de la Barca
-Can miles truly separate you from friends... If you want to be with someone you love, aren't you already there? Richard Bach
-Do all things with love. Og Mandino
-First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity. George Bernard Shaw
-For all life is a dream, and dreams themselves are only dreams. Pedro Calderon de la Barca
-For in all adversity of fortune the worst sort of misery is to have been happy. Boethius
-For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. Judy Garland
-Fortune and love favor the brave. Ovid
-Friendship is Love without his wings! Lord Byron
-Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never. Charles Caleb Colton
-Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. Albert Einstein
-How absurd and delicious it is to be in love with somebody younger than yourself. Everybody should try it. Barbara Pym
-I don't wish to be everything to everyone, but I would like to be something to someone. Javan
-I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love. Mother Teresa
-I like not only to be loved, but to be told I am loved. George Eliot
-I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty... you fall half in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are. J. D. Salinger
-If there is a God, whence proceed so many evils? If there is no God, whence cometh any good? Boethius
-If you judge people, you have no time to love them. Mother Teresa
-If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you. A. A. Milne
-If you press me to say why I loved him, I can say no more than because he was he, and I was I. Michel de Montaigne
-If you want to be loved, be lovable. Ovid
-Immature love says: 'I love you because I need you.' Mature love says 'I need you because I love you.' Erich Fromm
-In love the paradox occurs that two beings become one and yet remain two. Erich Fromm
-It is difficult to know at what moment love begins; it is less difficult to know that it has begun. Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
-It is sad not to love, but it is much sadder not to be able to love. Miguel de Unamuno
-Life is the flower for which love is the honey. Victor Hugo
-Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. Kahlil Gibran
-Like everybody who is not in love, he thought one chose the person to be loved after endless deliberations and on the basis of particular qualities or advantages. Marcel Proust
-Looking back, I have this to regret, that too often when I loved, I did not say so. David Grayson
-Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes... just be an illusion. Javan
-Love conquers all. Virgil
-Love consists in this, that two solitudes protect and touch and greet each other. Rainer Maria Rilke
-Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does. Love is a battle, love is a war; love is a growing up. James A. Baldwin
-Love does not dominate; it cultivates. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
-Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. Voltaire
-Love is a game that two can play and both win. Eva Gabor
-Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else. George Bernard Shaw
-Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. William Shakespeare
-Love is all we have, the only way that each can help the other. Euripides
-Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved; we love to love. Leo Buscaglia
-Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit. Peter Ustinov
-Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. Robert Frost
-Love is being stupid together. Paul Valery
-Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. Aristotle
-Love is life. And if you miss love, you miss life. Leo Buscaglia
-Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop. H. L. Mencken
-Love is love's reward. John Dryden
-Love is metaphysical gravity. R. Buckminster Fuller
-Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. Judith Viorst
-Love is my religion - I could die for it. John Keats
-Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species. W. Somerset Maugham
-Love is that splendid triggering of human vitality the supreme activity which nature affords anyone for going out of himself toward someone else. Jose Ortega y Gasset
-Love is the beauty of the soul. Saint Augustine
-Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. Miguel de Unamuno
-Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. H. L. Mencken
-Love is the flower you've got to let grow. John Lennon
-Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat. Ben Hecht
-Love is the poetry of the senses. Honore de Balzac
-Love is the self-delusion we manufacture to justify the trouble we take to have sex. Daniel S. Greenberg
-Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. H. L. Mencken
-Love is the word used to label the sexual excitement of the young, the habituation of the middle-aged, and the mutual dependence of the old. John Ciardi
-Love is what you've been through with somebody. James Thurber
-Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place. Zora Neale Hurston
-Love means not ever having to say you're sorry. Erich Segal
-Love takes off masks that we fear we cannot live without and know we cannot live within. James A. Baldwin
-Love takes up where knowledge leaves off. Saint Thomas Aquinas
-Love that is not madness is not love. Pedro Calderon de la Barca
-Loving is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction. Antoine de Saint-Exupery
-More than kisses, letters mingle souls. John Donne
-Nobody has ever measured, not even poets, how much the heart can hold. Zelda Fitzgerald
-Nothing is miserable unless you think it is so. Boethius
-Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances continue, a wonderful living side by side can grow, if they succeed in loving the distance between them which makes it possible for each to see the other whole against the sky. Rainer Maria Rilke
-Say what you will, 'tis better to be left than never to have been loved. William Congreve
-Someday, after mastering the winds, the waves, the tides and gravity, we shall harness for God the energies of love, and then, for a second time in the history of the world, man will have discovered fire. Pierre Teilhard de Chardin
-Sometimes it's a form of love just to talk to somebody that you have nothing in common with and still be fascinated by their presence. David Byrne
-Sometimes it's hard to be a woman giving all your love to just one man. Tammy Wynette
-Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye. H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
-Stand by your man. Give him two arms to cling to and something warm to come to. Tammy Wynette
-Sympathy constitutes friendship; but in love there is a sort of antipathy, or opposing passion. Each strives to be the other, and both together make up one whole. Samuel Taylor Coleridge
-Take away love and our earth is a tomb. Robert Browning
-The art of love is largely the art of persistence. Albert Ellis
-The best proof of love is trust. Joyce Brothers
-The best thing to hold onto in life is each other. Audrey Hepburn
-The hardest of all is learning to be a well of affection, and not a fountain; to show them we love them not when we feel like it, but when they do. Nan Fairbrother
-The hours I spend with you I look upon as sort of a perfumed garden, a dim twilight, and a fountain singing to it. You and you alone make me feel that I am alive. Other men it is said have seen angels, but I have seen thee and thou art enough. George Edward Moore
-The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. Mother Teresa
-The moment you have in your heart this extraordinary thing called love and feel the depth, the delight, the ecstasy of it, you will discover that for you the world is transformed. Jiddu Krishnamurti
-The only abnormality is the incapacity to love. Anais Nin
-The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost. Gilbert K. Chesterton
-There is no disguise which can hide love for long where it exists, or simulate it where it does not. Francois de La Rochefoucauld
-There is only one terminal dignity - love. Helen Hayes
-These flowers, which were splendid and sprightly, waking in the dawn of the morning, in the evening will be a pitiful frivolity, sleeping in the cold night's arms. Pedro Calderon de la Barca
-Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity. Henry Van Dyke
-'Tis not where we lie, but whence we fell; the loss of heaven's the greatest pain in hell. Pedro Calderon de la Barca
-To enlarge or illustrate this power and effect of love is to set a candle in the sun. Robert Burton
-To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three parts dead. Bertrand Russell
-To love abundantly is to live abundantly, and to love forever is to live forever. Henry Drummond
-True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. Francois de La Rochefoucauld
-We are all born for love. It is the principle of existence, and its only end. Benjamin Disraeli -We are not the same persons this year as last; nor are those we love. It is a happy chance if we, changing, continue to love a changed person. W. Somerset Maugham
-We loved with a love that was more than love. Edgar Allan Poe
-We perceive when love begins and when it declines by our embarrassment when alone together. Jean de la Bruyere
-We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. Tom Robbins
-What law, what reason can deny that gift so sweet, so natural that God has given a stream, a fish, a beast, a bird? Pedro Calderon de la Barca
-What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. Pearl Bailey
-Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same. Emily Bronte
-When love is not madness, it is not love. Pedro Calderon de la Barca
-When you're in love you never really know whether your elation comes from the qualities of the one you love, or if it attributes them to her; whether the light which surrounds her like a halo comes from you, from her, or from the meeting of your sparks. Natalie Clifford Barney
-Where there is great love, there are always wishes. Willa Cather
-Where there is love there is life. Mohandas Gandhi
-Who so loves believes the impossible. Elizabeth Barrett Browning
-Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. Boethius
-Who, being loved, is poor? Oscar Wilde
-Woe to the man whose heart has not learned while young to hope, to love - and to put its trust in life. Joseph Conrad
-You cannot be lonely if you like the person you're alone with. Wayne Dyer
-You don't have to go looking for love when it's where you come from. Werner Erhard
-You will find as you look back upon your life that the moments when you have truly lived are the moments when you have done things in the spirit of love. Henry Drummond
-dreams are for dreamers and love is for lovers
-A baby is born with a need to be loved
- and never outgrows it. Frank Howard Clark
-A hug is like a boomerang - you get it back right away. Bil Keane
-A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. Ingrid Bergman
-A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years. Rupert Brooke
-A loving heart is the beginning of all knowledge. Thomas Carlyle
-A man content to go to heaven alone will never go to heaven. Boethius
-A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy. George Jean Nathan
-A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. Henri B. Stendhal
-A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. Honore de Balzac
-Absence diminishes mediocre passions and increases great ones, as the wind extinguishes candles and fans fires. Francois de La Rochefoucauld
-All love shifts and changes. I don't know if you can be wholeheartedly in love all the time. Julie Andrews
-All mankind love a lover. Ralph Waldo Emerson
-As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. William Shakespeare
-At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet. Plato
-Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times. Rita Rudner
-Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. Lao Tzu
-But whether it be dream or truth, to do well is what matters. If it be truth, for truth's sake. If not, then to gain friends for the time when we awaken. Pedro Calderon de la Barca
-Can miles truly separate you from friends... If you want to be with someone you love, aren't you already there? Richard Bach
-Do all things with love. Og Mandino
-First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity. George Bernard Shaw
-For all life is a dream, and dreams themselves are only dreams. Pedro Calderon de la Barca
-For in all adversity of fortune the worst sort of misery is to have been happy. Boethius
-For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. Judy Garland
-Fortune and love favor the brave. Ovid
-Friendship is Love without his wings! Lord Byron
-Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never. Charles Caleb Colton
-Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. Albert Einstein
-How absurd and delicious it is to be in love with somebody younger than yourself. Everybody should try it. Barbara Pym
-I don't wish to be everything to everyone, but I would like to be something to someone. Javan
-I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love. Mother Teresa
-I like not only to be loved, but to be told I am loved. George Eliot
-I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty... you fall half in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are. J. D. Salinger
-If there is a God, whence proceed so many evils? If there is no God, whence cometh any good? Boethius
-If you judge people, you have no time to love them. Mother Teresa
-If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you. A. A. Milne
-If you press me to say why I loved him, I can say no more than because he was he, and I was I. Michel de Montaigne
-If you want to be loved, be lovable. Ovid
-Immature love says: 'I love you because I need you.' Mature love says 'I need you because I love you.' Erich Fromm
-In love the paradox occurs that two beings become one and yet remain two. Erich Fromm
-It is difficult to know at what moment love begins; it is less difficult to know that it has begun. Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
-It is sad not to love, but it is much sadder not to be able to love. Miguel de Unamuno
-Life is the flower for which love is the honey. Victor Hugo
-Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. Kahlil Gibran
-Like everybody who is not in love, he thought one chose the person to be loved after endless deliberations and on the basis of particular qualities or advantages. Marcel Proust
-Looking back, I have this to regret, that too often when I loved, I did not say so. David Grayson
-Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes... just be an illusion. Javan
-Love conquers all. Virgil
-Love consists in this, that two solitudes protect and touch and greet each other. Rainer Maria Rilke
-Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does. Love is a battle, love is a war; love is a growing up. James A. Baldwin
-Love does not dominate; it cultivates. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
-Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. Voltaire
-Love is a game that two can play and both win. Eva Gabor
-Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else. George Bernard Shaw
-Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. William Shakespeare
-Love is all we have, the only way that each can help the other. Euripides
-Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved; we love to love. Leo Buscaglia
-Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit. Peter Ustinov
-Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. Robert Frost
-Love is being stupid together. Paul Valery
-Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. Aristotle
-Love is life. And if you miss love, you miss life. Leo Buscaglia
-Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop. H. L. Mencken
-Love is love's reward. John Dryden
-Love is metaphysical gravity. R. Buckminster Fuller
-Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. Judith Viorst
-Love is my religion - I could die for it. John Keats
-Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species. W. Somerset Maugham
-Love is that splendid triggering of human vitality the supreme activity which nature affords anyone for going out of himself toward someone else. Jose Ortega y Gasset
-Love is the beauty of the soul. Saint Augustine
-Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. Miguel de Unamuno
-Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. H. L. Mencken
-Love is the flower you've got to let grow. John Lennon
-Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat. Ben Hecht
-Love is the poetry of the senses. Honore de Balzac
-Love is the self-delusion we manufacture to justify the trouble we take to have sex. Daniel S. Greenberg
-Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. H. L. Mencken
-Love is the word used to label the sexual excitement of the young, the habituation of the middle-aged, and the mutual dependence of the old. John Ciardi
-Love is what you've been through with somebody. James Thurber
-Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place. Zora Neale Hurston
-Love means not ever having to say you're sorry. Erich Segal
-Love takes off masks that we fear we cannot live without and know we cannot live within. James A. Baldwin
-Love takes up where knowledge leaves off. Saint Thomas Aquinas
-Love that is not madness is not love. Pedro Calderon de la Barca
-Loving is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction. Antoine de Saint-Exupery
-More than kisses, letters mingle souls. John Donne
-Nobody has ever measured, not even poets, how much the heart can hold. Zelda Fitzgerald
-Nothing is miserable unless you think it is so. Boethius
-Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances continue, a wonderful living side by side can grow, if they succeed in loving the distance between them which makes it possible for each to see the other whole against the sky. Rainer Maria Rilke
-Say what you will, 'tis better to be left than never to have been loved. William Congreve
-Someday, after mastering the winds, the waves, the tides and gravity, we shall harness for God the energies of love, and then, for a second time in the history of the world, man will have discovered fire. Pierre Teilhard de Chardin
-Sometimes it's a form of love just to talk to somebody that you have nothing in common with and still be fascinated by their presence. David Byrne
-Sometimes it's hard to be a woman giving all your love to just one man. Tammy Wynette
-Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye. H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
-Stand by your man. Give him two arms to cling to and something warm to come to. Tammy Wynette
-Sympathy constitutes friendship; but in love there is a sort of antipathy, or opposing passion. Each strives to be the other, and both together make up one whole. Samuel Taylor Coleridge
-Take away love and our earth is a tomb. Robert Browning
-The art of love is largely the art of persistence. Albert Ellis
-The best proof of love is trust. Joyce Brothers
-The best thing to hold onto in life is each other. Audrey Hepburn
-The hardest of all is learning to be a well of affection, and not a fountain; to show them we love them not when we feel like it, but when they do. Nan Fairbrother
-The hours I spend with you I look upon as sort of a perfumed garden, a dim twilight, and a fountain singing to it. You and you alone make me feel that I am alive. Other men it is said have seen angels, but I have seen thee and thou art enough. George Edward Moore
-The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. Mother Teresa
-The moment you have in your heart this extraordinary thing called love and feel the depth, the delight, the ecstasy of it, you will discover that for you the world is transformed. Jiddu Krishnamurti
-The only abnormality is the incapacity to love. Anais Nin
-The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost. Gilbert K. Chesterton
-There is no disguise which can hide love for long where it exists, or simulate it where it does not. Francois de La Rochefoucauld
-There is only one terminal dignity - love. Helen Hayes
-These flowers, which were splendid and sprightly, waking in the dawn of the morning, in the evening will be a pitiful frivolity, sleeping in the cold night's arms. Pedro Calderon de la Barca
-Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity. Henry Van Dyke
-'Tis not where we lie, but whence we fell; the loss of heaven's the greatest pain in hell. Pedro Calderon de la Barca
-To enlarge or illustrate this power and effect of love is to set a candle in the sun. Robert Burton
-To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three parts dead. Bertrand Russell
-To love abundantly is to live abundantly, and to love forever is to live forever. Henry Drummond
-True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. Francois de La Rochefoucauld
-We are all born for love. It is the principle of existence, and its only end. Benjamin Disraeli -We are not the same persons this year as last; nor are those we love. It is a happy chance if we, changing, continue to love a changed person. W. Somerset Maugham
-We loved with a love that was more than love. Edgar Allan Poe
-We perceive when love begins and when it declines by our embarrassment when alone together. Jean de la Bruyere
-We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. Tom Robbins
-What law, what reason can deny that gift so sweet, so natural that God has given a stream, a fish, a beast, a bird? Pedro Calderon de la Barca
-What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. Pearl Bailey
-Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same. Emily Bronte
-When love is not madness, it is not love. Pedro Calderon de la Barca
-When you're in love you never really know whether your elation comes from the qualities of the one you love, or if it attributes them to her; whether the light which surrounds her like a halo comes from you, from her, or from the meeting of your sparks. Natalie Clifford Barney
-Where there is great love, there are always wishes. Willa Cather
-Where there is love there is life. Mohandas Gandhi
-Who so loves believes the impossible. Elizabeth Barrett Browning
-Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. Boethius
-Who, being loved, is poor? Oscar Wilde
-Woe to the man whose heart has not learned while young to hope, to love - and to put its trust in life. Joseph Conrad
-You cannot be lonely if you like the person you're alone with. Wayne Dyer
-You don't have to go looking for love when it's where you come from. Werner Erhard
-You will find as you look back upon your life that the moments when you have truly lived are the moments when you have done things in the spirit of love. Henry Drummond
Miranda Rights
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Meaning of Color and Your Birthday
Don't cheat, If you are honest, this tells the truth. It's pretty good. Write your answers on a piece of paper, and NO cheating!! The answers are at the bottom.
1. Which is your favorite color out of: red, black, blue, green, or yellow?
2. Your first initial?
3. Your month of birth?
4. Which color do you like more, black or white?
5. Name of a person of the same gender as yours.
6. Your favorite number?
7. Do you like Flying or driving more?
8. Do you like a lake < /SPAN>or the ocean more?
9. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!)
Answers
1. If you choose:
Red - You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black - You are conservative and aggressive.
Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue - You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
2. If you’re initial is:
A-K You has a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good...
3. If you were born in:
Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.
Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.
4. If you chose:
<>Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
5. This person is your best friend.
6 This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.
7. If you chose:
Flying: You like adventure.
Driving: You are a laid back person.
8. If you chose:
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
9. This wish will come true only if you send this to five people in one hour. Send it to ten people, and it will come true before your next birthday
1. Which is your favorite color out of: red, black, blue, green, or yellow?
2. Your first initial?
3. Your month of birth?
4. Which color do you like more, black or white?
5. Name of a person of the same gender as yours.
6. Your favorite number?
7. Do you like Flying or driving more?
8. Do you like a lake < /SPAN>or the ocean more?
9. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!)
Answers
1. If you choose:
Red - You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black - You are conservative and aggressive.
Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue - You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
2. If you’re initial is:
A-K You has a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good...
3. If you were born in:
Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.
Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.
4. If you chose:
<>Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
5. This person is your best friend.
6 This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.
7. If you chose:
Flying: You like adventure.
Driving: You are a laid back person.
8. If you chose:
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
9. This wish will come true only if you send this to five people in one hour. Send it to ten people, and it will come true before your next birthday
LET'S DO THIS......
We have a little less than one month and counting to get the word out all across this great land and into every community in the United States of America. If you show this to least 11 people and each of those people do the same ... you get the idea.
THE PROGRAM: On Friday, September 11th, 2009, an American flag should be displayed outside every home, apartment, office, and store in the United States. Every individual should make it their duty to display an American flag on this eighth anniversary of one of our country's worst tragedies. We do this to honor those who lost their lives on 9/11, their families, and friends and loved ones who continue to endure the pain and those who today are fighting at home and abroad to preserve our cherished freedoms. In the days, weeks and months following 9/11, our country was bathed in American flags as citizens mourned the incredible losses and stood shoulder-to-shoulder against terrorism. Sadly, those flags have all but disappeared. Our patriotism pulled us through some tough times and it shouldn't take another attack to galvanize us in solidarity. Our American flag is the fabric of our country and together we can prevail over terrorism of all kinds
ACTION PLAN: So, here's what we need you to do…(1) Show this to everyone you know (at least 11 people). Please don't be the one to break this chain. Take a moment to think back to how you felt on 9/11 and let those sentiments guide you. (2) Fly an American flag of any size on 9/11. Honestly, Americans should fly the flag year-round, but if you don't, then at least make it a priority on this day. Thank you for your participation. God Bless You and God Bless America!
THE PROGRAM: On Friday, September 11th, 2009, an American flag should be displayed outside every home, apartment, office, and store in the United States. Every individual should make it their duty to display an American flag on this eighth anniversary of one of our country's worst tragedies. We do this to honor those who lost their lives on 9/11, their families, and friends and loved ones who continue to endure the pain and those who today are fighting at home and abroad to preserve our cherished freedoms. In the days, weeks and months following 9/11, our country was bathed in American flags as citizens mourned the incredible losses and stood shoulder-to-shoulder against terrorism. Sadly, those flags have all but disappeared. Our patriotism pulled us through some tough times and it shouldn't take another attack to galvanize us in solidarity. Our American flag is the fabric of our country and together we can prevail over terrorism of all kinds
ACTION PLAN: So, here's what we need you to do…(1) Show this to everyone you know (at least 11 people). Please don't be the one to break this chain. Take a moment to think back to how you felt on 9/11 and let those sentiments guide you. (2) Fly an American flag of any size on 9/11. Honestly, Americans should fly the flag year-round, but if you don't, then at least make it a priority on this day. Thank you for your participation. God Bless You and God Bless America!
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
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